I think Mia is slipping hemlock into Ava's post-meth Haagen Daaz. Next up: breaking Lockwood's kneepcaps, I predict a Kelly Wells style hush job. Why else do you think she got that FOBtastic ride, she's secretly the head bitch of a small group of Japanese gangsters known as the Chatsworth Yakuzas. Word on the street is that she offended them deeply and had to mutilate her nose out of respect.

PS Mia usually people pay to improve their looks so they can roll with a better looking class of people, but that's obviously not the case here. First KSEX now this. I don't know what's worse, in a bed with Tony Batman or within 100 ft of Wankus. The funny thing is that if you were two years younger both would be prohibited by law