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#213231 - 01/08/07 06:24 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/17/06
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the crowning ceremony will be held in a week or so. cast your vote to see your favorite ivy league princess win.
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#213232 - 01/08/07 06:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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I don't think Willie is an Ivy League princess. Or is he? I don't remember.
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#213234 - 01/08/07 06:50 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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yo, what's a liberal arts college? i always see liberal arts being the punchline in american movies but i can't be fucked wikipeding it
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#213235 - 01/08/07 06:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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See this is the difference between xpt and adt. Here we debate Ivy League Princesses, there, they debate the greatest anal princess.
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#213237 - 01/08/07 08:29 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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i'm with ya. so you'd graduate with a BA?
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#213238 - 01/08/07 08:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Correct.
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#213239 - 01/08/07 08:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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I went to a small PA liberal arts college [there are only ~1000 of them in PA]. Half got BAs, half got BSs. We BS people looked down upon the lowly BAs. Was that a bad thing? 
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#213240 - 01/08/07 09:02 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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yo, what's a liberal arts college? i always see liberal arts being the punchline in american movies but i can't be fucked wikipeding it
A liberal arts college is a usually small college that teaches a traditional, uh, liberal arts curriculum (history, literature, philosophy), as opposed to a university which is larger and tends to prepare people for professional careers. You can major in liberal arts at a university though.
The punchline "liberal arts" derives from the idea the liberal arts are held by many to be more intellectually thin than, say, the sciences.
Note: the punchline does not apply to liberal arts colleges as a rule.
Old man, you are not only wrong, you are also quite clearly senile. It's not that liberal arts colleges are less intellectually demanding than universities, it's that the skills learned aren't as practical. Racking up massive debt to pursue an irrelevant degree is considered unrealistic by your average hard-working American, hence the reputation of LA students as dreamy, faggy types afraid to get real jobs.
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#213244 - 01/08/07 11:29 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/17/06
Posts: 88
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I can't say that I approve of this poll because I like all three, but it is pretty funny and funny always wins. Is my vote confidential? 
confidentiality is my middle name my negro. this isn't one of those electronic voting machines the republicans use.
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#213245 - 01/08/07 11:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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I object to the poll on the grounds that the misspelled "fagget" may corrupt the results. Wiki entry  But, I voted anyway!!!!!! 
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#213247 - 01/09/07 02:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i noticed that too. they teach you to spell at college. faggot.
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#213248 - 01/09/07 03:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i voted for myself because i wanted to win. but burg is going to win.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#213253 - 01/09/07 10:53 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/17/06
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the fat bipolar kids were always fun to watch because they are loud and correct everyone because they try to prove they're always right.. they usually ended up the way they started, eating too much and watching reruns of star trek 24/7. the adhd and add kids, you know the ones who didnt have good enough parents to put them in their place so their parents turned to drugs to raise the kids always turned out the same. from class clowns to the jackass goof ball you keep around long enough for a good laugh because of the crazy shit they say and do. but not really worth having around after.
jamesn is great when he is not spewing his ivy bullshit. his adhd ramblings always make for a good wtf or a laugh.
willie d is good for curing insomnia and he is fat and irish. tool.
da burglar too pitiful to really even make fun of. charity case.
so i spelled faggot wrong. i'll run the spell check through just for you.
Edited by chisulo (01/09/07 10:54 AM)
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#213254 - 01/09/07 10:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i actually made no mention of where i went for the first 6 months or so i posted here. if ghostshadow didn't exist, i might bring it up every month. i love my dexededrine, forgot to take it today. thus posted like 15 times. Quote:
the fat bipolar kids were always fun to watch because they are loud and correct everyone because they try to prove they're always right.. they usually ended up the way they started, eating too much and watching reruns of star trek 24/7. the adhd and add kids, you know the ones who didnt have good enough parents to put them in their place so their parents turned to drugs to raise the kids always turned out the same. from class clowns to the jackass goof ball you keep around long enough for a good laugh because of the crazy shit they say and do. but not really worth having around after.
jamesn is great when he is not spewing his ivy bullshit. his adhd ramblings always make for a good wtf or a laugh.
willie d is good for curing insomnia and he is fat and irish. tool.
da burglar too pitiful to really even make fun of. charity case.
so i spelled faggot wrong. i'll run the spell check through just for you.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#213255 - 01/09/07 11:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i'm pulling even. vote for me. i crave the validation my parents never gave me.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#213257 - 01/09/07 11:17 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/17/06
Posts: 88
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the fat bipolar kids were always fun to watch because they are loud and correct everyone because they try to prove they're always right..
When I was a teen - when the disease kicks in - was I in great shape. I got heavier the more knee surgeries I got.
But, I did correct everyone. Not my fault I'm always right!!
Truth of the Day:
You're a Fagget!
every loser has their excuse.
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#213258 - 01/09/07 11:19 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/17/06
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i actually made no mention of where i went for the first 6 months or so i posted here. if ghostshadow didn't exist, i might bring it up every month. i love my dexededrine, forgot to take it today. thus posted like 15 times.
its all good my man. why did you delete your myspace? that shit was funny.
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#213260 - 01/09/07 11:41 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/17/06
Posts: 88
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every loser has their excuse.
Well .... what's yours??
Blame the fact you aren't within a standard deviation of our IQs on faulty DNA, your inferior race or your crack smoking whore of a mom? Huh??
And where does that hate came from? Daddy forget the reach arounds during your daily assrapes?? You hoping to relive your youth?
No matter what you do, NOT ONE of the 4 of us is gonna fuck you up the ass. Sorry. Some dreams don't come true.
When you cry yourself to sleep tonight I hope you dwell on the fact that on my WORST day, I'm better than you on your BEST.
Please do the human race a "solid" and seriously consider a "reboot".
 < "Serving Suggestion"
i would recommend you throw yourself from an freeway overpass, but the loss of a family of four in their minivan driving under it with your bloated body isn't worth it. racist jew. weren't you preaching the bullshit about my race being oppressed to charles? glad the faggot racist you truly are has come out.
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#213261 - 01/09/07 12:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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#213262 - 01/09/07 12:29 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/17/06
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who give a fuck about my shortcomings? you wish you were worth more then the combined cost of your chips and dip. loser. why would i feel inferior to some fat bipolar? why would anyone? bragging about yourself on a forum is like saying your dad could beat up mine.
you are getting things confused. why would i care if there was 500+ jews instead of arabs? i have nothing against mentally stable jewish people. do the jews want to eliminate all blacks? africa? whats your point you jackass bipolar?
as a side, the arabs pillage africa just as much as anyone has throughout history.
- edited for the spell check police
Edited by chisulo (01/09/07 12:34 PM)
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#213265 - 01/09/07 12:47 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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who give a fucks about my shortcomings? you wish you were worth more then the combined cost of your chips and dip. loser. why would i feel inferior to some fat bipolar? why would anyone?
You obviously give a fuck or you wouldn't have started this nonsense.
A little misspelling touch a nerve? Da B, Jimbo, & WD bragging on the "Ivy"s threaten you?
I have no idea whether or why you should feel inferior to me, BUT YOU DO!
read back fatboy. your inane spell checking of my poll started this. you are vexatious and hardly superior. you are like a dog constantly barking at cars going by. stupid, annoying and deserving of a swift kick in the ass.
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#213267 - 01/09/07 01:26 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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#213269 - 01/09/07 02:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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this is actually a great fight. i thought i'd be in the mix and i'm strangely content to watch these two try to kill each other. i have no idea where this anger all came from, but i can't stop reading it. as loop would say of this thread. approved!
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#213270 - 01/09/07 02:28 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Big word for someone who thought faggot had an "e"!
WOOF!! WOOF!! WOOF!! WOOF!! WOOF!!
Fo suhr, dat b de bigzzit werd I eva did see. 
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#213271 - 01/09/07 02:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#213272 - 01/09/07 02:58 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Fo suhr, dat b de bigzzit werd I eva did see.
FlocciÂnauciÂnihiliÂpiliÂfication: The process of evaluating your inept retorts as worthless.
Your turn ...
wow you are sooo smart. i wish i could be just like you. i wonder how many boxes of oreos you can down while saying that word. im guessing around 10 or so. correct me if im wrong. im sure you will.
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#213273 - 01/09/07 02:58 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/17/06
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[cough]thesaurus[/cough]
[cough]useless whore[/cough]
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#213274 - 01/09/07 03:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#213275 - 01/09/07 03:19 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/17/06
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Not often you get to use IN CONTEXT the longest word in the English Language [there are technical "combination" words that are longer, but ...]. So, thank you!
And, it's "I'm", btw
1. Don't eat Oreos, yuk! Dry chocolate is awful. So let's replace them with Keebler's Vienna Fingers.
2. Can't eat while saying the word. I tried ventriloquism, but I wasn't very good at it.
3. I can easily eat the entire extra large pack with a half gallon of water while watching TV without really noticing. [I prefer water to milk for the fingers. ]
Anything else??
If not, you are excused!!
ac cream = fatman = 
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#213276 - 01/09/07 03:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Sorry. Nothing like me. I'm too intelligent, don't have the man-boobs, own no hand guns and I don't wear briefs - let alone on my head. And, we already had a poll on this comparison like 2 weeks ago and the AC Cream comparison did not win. Weak attempt, but understandable desperation. All this over the fact you were "insulted" over a misspelling? I know it was a common pejorative any 4th grader can spell correctly when scribbling on a bathroom stall. But, is it important enough to reinforce and augment your embarrassment with inane responses?  And, what did Da Burg, James and WD do to be "faggets" anyway? Did they correct you when you misspelled spelled "asswhole"? Or are "Ivy"s who post on porn boards beneath you as well?? Are we to have a response to this? Or just you yelling "fatty"? I NAMED myself FatMan. It obviously doesn't bother me. Look dullard: A day or two ago I hit James for misspelling "incision". When I "corrected" him, I actually misspelled it, which Bornyo picked up. Somehow we didn't have this problem. Why? Because James couldn't give 2 shits, and I admitted I had blown it!! What a concept!! The major reason I RULE OVER YOU: I can admit when I'm wrong!! Who am I to be next? Smartt or Sportswami? Bring it on. I love swatting flies!!
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#213277 - 01/09/07 04:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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[cough]thesaurus[/cough]
[cough]useless whore[/cough]
Sorry Gayoto, you lost the fight right here. Now you've lost to James, Burg, me, Garfield, Lurid 1 AND 2.0. Chickenmaster, have2cit, and now Fatman.
Now it's time for your usual mad-lib:
I hope your _____________(family member) gets _____________(action verb) with a _______________(large piece of machinery), and _____________(random carnivore) _______________(disgusting sex act) the remains.
What a fucking tool.
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#213278 - 01/09/07 04:08 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#213279 - 01/09/07 04:13 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/17/06
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dullard? pot, meet kettle. who cares that you can admit your wrong, hard to deny when its so obvious. its hard to shoot you down when you admit you are a fat bipolar pedophile. what else can anyone say about you? ill say one thing, you are resilient, but that resilience is explained by the fact you hate yourself more then i ever could and that makes me happy. 
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#213280 - 01/09/07 04:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
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spellcheck is gay. i've been known to stoop to calling people dumb over words they messed up. but it's really lazy of me. carry on you two, i'm amused.
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