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I don’t know which disturbs me more, her manish looks or my attraction to her.

I was wondering if I was the only one with this dilemma. Damn her for making me question my heterosexuality.

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Case study in the whole being more than the sum of its parts:

Mix:
1 awful boob job
1 giant hook nose
1 fucked up grill
1 receding hairline
1 giant ego

and yet, she is strangely compelling to watch whilst being sodomized. Who knew?

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IMO she looks better in this picture then she does in her scenes. Maybe she is the one person L-ke can make look decent. Notice I never said "look good" that would be asking too much. All this coming for a guy who has had the same camera for years and can't seem to take a decent shot.

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...just remember to hold your hand flat when you feed her a carrot, or she might nip one of your fingers.

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