Oh God please don’t let this haunt us forever.









Another appearance from Team Tyler. I wonder where is the drug sniffing dog the LAPD set to tail Wankus, is?




We had our plastic surgery together. The fat I had removed, from my cheeks, it was injected into hers. It’s a real money saving procedure from the Tijuana Institute of Cosmetic Surgery.




I didn’t know Tory Lane was in a car accident, I hope that spinal injury doesn’t keep off her knees for very long.




I don’t care what monkey says.




“Luke and his camera of fucking death, great!”




I would sit down, if my butthole didn’t still hurt!




Is this Ava Rose? What the fuck happened?









I don’t know which disturbs me more, her manish looks or my attraction to her.