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#213063 - 01/08/07 07:55 AM L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey style?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind


Oh God please don’t let this haunt us forever.









Another appearance from Team Tyler. I wonder where is the drug sniffing dog the LAPD set to tail Wankus, is?




We had our plastic surgery together. The fat I had removed, from my cheeks, it was injected into hers. It’s a real money saving procedure from the Tijuana Institute of Cosmetic Surgery.




I didn’t know Tory Lane was in a car accident, I hope that spinal injury doesn’t keep off her knees for very long.




I don’t care what monkey says.




“Luke and his camera of fucking death, great!”




I would sit down, if my butthole didn’t still hurt!




Is this Ava Rose? What the fuck happened?









I don’t know which disturbs me more, her manish looks or my attraction to her.





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#213064 - 01/08/07 08:10 AM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey style?
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden


Is it possible to change my vote for the "Most Likely to OD" poll?

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#213065 - 01/08/07 08:15 AM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I like her wandering eye, it helps her cover the entire room.

"I've got my eye on you."

"Me?"

"Yes you... and him over there too."


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#213066 - 01/08/07 09:25 AM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I'm looking forward to the porn remake of Death Becomes Her immensely.
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#213067 - 01/08/07 10:01 AM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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I'm looking forward to the porn remake of Death Becomes Her immensely.




Nice reference!

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#213068 - 01/08/07 10:11 AM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
almost hot. there's some element missing. but almost hot.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#213069 - 01/08/07 11:27 AM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey style?
frankenswine Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/28/06
Posts: 123
Quote:



Is it possible to change my vote for the "Most Likely to OD" poll?




Hey check it out everyone Ava Rose stopped doing meth for a week. Her head is begining to swell.

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#213070 - 01/08/07 11:45 AM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i thought they were both tweaked to the finnish.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#213071 - 01/08/07 01:32 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Monkey style? How about a monkey girl? I think this girl was lost in the jungle and raised by apes.


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#213072 - 01/08/07 01:41 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Luke, I'm sure you could classify camera equipment made after 1950 as a deductable business expense. Or maybe a visit to one of those modern eye doctors you've heard about?
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#213073 - 01/08/07 02:34 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Holly give this guy a lesson, PLEASE!
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#213074 - 01/08/07 05:31 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

Holly give this guy a lesson, PLEASE!


We've been this road before. Holly is to do no such thing.
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#213075 - 01/08/07 05:35 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

Holly give this guy a lesson, PLEASE!




He shoots too quickly and doesn't edit enough, that's all. There are in-focus shots here, and well-lit. I'd have to try out his camera to see what's going on.
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#213076 - 01/08/07 05:42 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

Quote:

Holly give this guy a lesson, PLEASE!




He shoots too quickly and doesn't edit enough, that's all. There are in-focus shots here, and well-lit. I'd have to try out his camera to see what's going on.


What part of "Holly is to do no such thing." slipped by ya?
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#213077 - 01/08/07 05:47 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Luke's lack of photographic artistry is in keeping with the whole ethos of his site. The blunt white background, no attempt to format or otherwise organize the content in any meaningful way, the photographic aesthetics of a fat tourist from Kansas are all part of the charm.
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#213078 - 01/08/07 05:51 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
I'm confused No 50+ pictures of Sunny Lane in that ridiculous pose with her half squatted down, legs wide apart, ass to the camera, with her head looking back towards the camera and tongue hanging out of her mouth. Was she sick that night and couldn't make it that night or something.
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#213079 - 01/08/07 06:01 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...

(one on the right)Deep sigh, is this shit over with yet.

Talk about sucking in your gut.

Saved to jeff's servers. This ones golden.

What's 2 + 2? Fuck it I don't have to be smart.

Wasn't she 23 yesterday?

I love Princess Roundface, monstar, but she needs to hit the gym stat.


Monkey was never so right as this one.


Attachments
204362-DSC_0035.JPG (7 downloads)

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#213080 - 01/08/07 06:56 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291


without the tat, the rest is solid. is this the girl with the heli-launch pad between her cans?

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#213081 - 01/08/07 07:09 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
definitely porn whores are fashion killers

who dresses those whores???

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#213082 - 01/08/07 07:49 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:


What's 2 + 2? Fuck it I don't have to be smart.




For the love of god, what the fuck is wrong with her lip?

Quote:

without the tat, the rest is solid. is this the girl with the heli-launch pad between her cans?




Eddie, it's Regan Reese. I never noticed how many yards of cleavage she had, but now you make me curious.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron

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#213083 - 01/08/07 07:52 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...

I'm grateful this one takes it in the ass. Otherwise she would be living off my tax dollars.
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If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah

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#213084 - 01/08/07 07:54 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
XPT WHORE FASHION MOTION:

WHEREAS porn fans are entitled to see their whores at their best,

AND

WHEREAS whores cannot seem to chose appropriate attire or dress themselves property,

AND

WHEREAS whores fail to recognized that tattoos make them look hideous

BE IT HEREBY RESOLVED THAT:

All gaudy multi-colored tattoos will be masked by make-up artists,

AND

All whore wardrobe selections must be approved by Gia prior to photo-shoots or they have to go naked!


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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#213085 - 01/08/07 08:33 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

Eddie, it's Regan Reese. I never noticed how many yards of cleavage she had, but now you make me curious.





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#213086 - 01/09/07 09:00 AM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Ok, holy shit, you could punt a field goal between those things.

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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron

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#213087 - 01/09/07 10:04 AM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey style?
pornloser Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 167
i wonder who just got their methadone

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#213088 - 01/09/07 11:59 AM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Calvin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Quote:

Ok, holy shit, you could punt a field goal between those things.





Even with Tony Romo as the holder.

Though you don't see that many field goals being punted these days.
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#213089 - 01/09/07 01:17 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Even with Tony Romo as the holder.




That poor guy has "Buckner-ed" himself and he's only a rookie!
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#213090 - 01/09/07 03:59 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
NitneLiun Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis


I don’t know which disturbs me more, her manish looks or my attraction to her.

I was wondering if I was the only one with this dilemma. Damn her for making me question my heterosexuality.
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#213091 - 01/09/07 04:12 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
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Quote:

Eddie, it's Regan Reese. I never noticed how many yards of cleavage she had, but now you make me curious.









If you were ever curious, this is known as "bottoming out". The implants literally slide out of their surgically-created pockets down the chest wall. The revision surgery is very nasty and painful.

Also, if Luke Ford hasn't even figured out RSS in the year 2007, he'll never figure out flattering photography.

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#213092 - 01/09/07 05:53 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY


:bananamunchies: Pot rules, helps MANY chicks stay off Meth and coke... sadly, a addiction to Taco Bell at 1:30 am often ensues...




:bananascoliosis: Curvature of the spine is the next fetish, I can feeeeelllll it.... JUST SAY NO TO CUMFARTS!
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#213093 - 01/09/07 07:29 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
WTF is this?

Blood spurting out of some whore's eye? What the fuck does that symbolize?


Attachments
204854-Regan%20Reese301.jpg (6 downloads)


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#213094 - 01/09/07 07:38 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
C'mon, Willie. You know as well as I do that they're the symbolic tears being shed by her lost inner child, depicted in bad ink.
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#213095 - 01/09/07 07:51 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Calvin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Could be the new wave in porn - the all blood money shot.
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#213096 - 01/09/07 10:11 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
C'mon Willie. You know as well as I do that those are the symbolic tears of her broken inner child, rendered badly in ink.
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#213097 - 01/09/07 10:17 PM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

C'mon Willie. You know as well as I do that those are the symbolic tears of her broken inner child, rendered badly in ink.


i think mr. conky is tonight. check his post from earlier tonight sleep well, conk.
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#213098 - 01/10/07 09:46 AM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:



I don’t know which disturbs me more, her manish looks or my attraction to her.

I was wondering if I was the only one with this dilemma. Damn her for making me question my heterosexuality.




Maybe i'm the only one, but I just can't get into this chick. She looks like a goddamn donkey.

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#213099 - 01/10/07 09:53 AM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:



I don’t know which disturbs me more, her manish looks or my attraction to her.

I was wondering if I was the only one with this dilemma. Damn her for making me question my heterosexuality.




Case study in the whole being more than the sum of its parts:

Mix:
1 awful boob job
1 giant hook nose
1 fucked up grill
1 receding hairline
1 giant ego

and yet, she is strangely compelling to watch whilst being sodomized. Who knew?

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#213100 - 01/10/07 10:13 AM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Walrus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
Quote:

Quote:



I don’t know which disturbs me more, her manish looks or my attraction to her.

I was wondering if I was the only one with this dilemma. Damn her for making me question my heterosexuality.




Case study in the whole being more than the sum of its parts:

Mix:
1 awful boob job
1 giant hook nose
1 fucked up grill
1 receding hairline
1 giant ego

and yet, she is strangely compelling to watch whilst being sodomized. Who knew?







IMO she looks better in this picture then she does in her scenes. Maybe she is the one person L-ke can make look decent. Notice I never said "look good" that would be asking too much. All this coming for a guy who has had the same camera for years and can't seem to take a decent shot.

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#213101 - 01/10/07 10:50 AM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:



I don’t know which disturbs me more, her manish looks or my attraction to her.

I was wondering if I was the only one with this dilemma. Damn her for making me question my heterosexuality.




Case study in the whole being more than the sum of its parts:

Mix:
1 awful boob job
1 giant hook nose
1 fucked up grill
1 receding hairline
1 giant ego

and yet, she is strangely compelling to watch whilst being sodomized. Who knew?







IMO she looks better in this picture then she does in her scenes. Maybe she is the one person L-ke can make look decent. Notice I never said "look good" that would be asking too much. All this coming for a guy who has had the same camera for years and can't seem to take a decent shot.




...just remember to hold your hand flat when you feed her a carrot, or she might nip one of your fingers.
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#213102 - 01/10/07 11:09 AM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:



I don’t know which disturbs me more, her manish looks or my attraction to her.

I was wondering if I was the only one with this dilemma. Damn her for making me question my heterosexuality.




Case study in the whole being more than the sum of its parts:

Mix:
1 awful boob job
1 giant hook nose
1 fucked up grill
1 receding hairline
1 giant ego

and yet, she is strangely compelling to watch whilst being sodomized. Who knew?







IMO she looks better in this picture then she does in her scenes. Maybe she is the one person L-ke can make look decent. Notice I never said "look good" that would be asking too much. All this coming for a guy who has had the same camera for years and can't seem to take a decent shot.




...just remember to hold your hand flat when you feed her a carrot, or she might nip one of your fingers.




Put her in Ceara's bunny cage!!!

Ben needs a mate!!
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#213103 - 01/16/07 01:03 AM Re: L.A. Direct Models Party Pics........Monkey st
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

All this coming for a guy who has had the same camera for years and can't seem to take a decent shot.




I saw him on the show floor at least twice, and he looked to have a half decent piece of equipment. Maybe he upgraded finally? Perhaps he is being financed for an experiment that will prove once & for all that the equipment doesn't make the photo journalist?
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