Whore of the week: Ex-convict Donny Long
Alias John W Booth, alias IAmOnlyJohn.
Status: Banned from XPT.
Willie D: Donny Long Has the Literary Skills of a Cricket; Blocked from XPT
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Donny Long exhausts his free minutes calling JM about XPT.
Pretty: He messaged me why was he not on my tops cause he's a porn star, too.
Remember Donkey: Bite on the cyanide cap and THEN pull the trigger.
Donny, you have to actually be WORKING in the industry for this to affect you.
Silvera, Nacho and the rest of the EA stable can do all of the Tranny porn they want and somehow they're immune from catching/spreading HIV... because you're not obsessed with them?


Directly from the Donkey's mouth:
she delt with the matter in a professional manny. [sic]
I hate writing bad about talent on the net.


In other news ....
The few, the proud, THE Twins: Cali Marie Marine Officer Candidate dream.
Father imprisons and rapes daughter for 24 years.
Darth is one puke green watermark away from being as obsessive/compulsive/pathetic as Donny Long.
There's like real-life threat assessment quality dudes on here.
I suggest getting a metal detector and start collecting landmines.
DarthD was born the bastard child to the second shooter of the RFK assassination.


Brandon Lee Harrington makes Brandon Iron look like a casting genius.
What Hollywood dads are fucking their daughters? Pretty finds Hannah Montana incest oddly hot.
DC promise kept: "I'm not going back to jail. I'll kill myself first. I'll commit suicide before I go back to jail."
Fatman dropping some knowledge!
The U.S. is a George Foreman grill, and Florida is the little plastic tray that all the grease and various other undesirable crap slides into.


For the most part it leaves you baffled, befuddled, bewildered, aroused, scared, nauseous and embarrassed.
I ran into Hillary Scott punching the shit out of Hailey Young in the face.
You are only partially crippled so its like you really are HALF and HALF.
The things that poor Annette must have done to get a Hustler shoot. It boggles the mind.
Why in the fuck would you even read his horseshit?
Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000
Dr. Pretty: You can't catch herpes from MySpacing.


To paraphrase, NitniLiun: "Gellus" is the new "Jondra". What's your "option"?
You can't flood the engine room ya fucken cold war cunt…
Unholy Triumvirate: A "dead" girl is given an enema on a gray-felt pool table??
She worked with Byron long - Donny's gay performing "wife" from the Long stable.
On the random Brazilian whore slot machine, Ronaldo got three ligers.
Hopefully this is the first and only shoot with Ryan. He seemed completely out of place.


Even the promise of a Cherry Poppens chat doesn't seems to bring out the urge to Cum All Over Her.
In Brazil, half of the "girls" are actually guys. In Thailand, most of the guys are actually "girls".
The Panzer Kalashnikov enema rifle has 144 different nozzles available. That's one "gross" set of nozzles.
Nothing's better than eyes that say, "Oh shit! Not ANOTHER abortion!!"
Sorry, I don't watch TV and there aren't Colt 45 billboards in my neighborhood.
Meth-meltdown = Melthdown


Domina Blue recruits: When your done making love gravy with your mothers vacuum cleaner hose, don't forget to check out our show!
Long stable startlet Mae Victoria loses it: "I WANT you to call the police…You're gonna pay with your credit card".
Camryn Kiss a Pain in the Ass with Hooker Attitude
They're all porn people so I don't know how many of them have herpes.
Fatman 5.0.1 (beta): New improved AI doesn't tolerate bullshit.
Too bad it still posts bullshit.


Who owns XTP?
Powder Legal Defense: Maybe we all should start saying that Darth has a nasty case of genital warts, too.
10K bounty on Powder.
That picture of Gia is almost exactly what I think about each time this girl leans against me
Since he's a courteous Burglar, he would never stick his fingers up a twat having just eaten Buffalo wings.
The expression on his face looks like he went to his happy place and found all the windows had been broken and his shit had been stolen.


How ironic is it that the space formerly occupied by DonkeyLong is now being used to advertise a gay/tranny studio?
Stay tuned for details of Donald 2006 assault conviction.…
Should we just assume that any stripper without meth damage is just a beginner meth user?
A house payment is just as motivating as a drug habit.
Darth's Dream: = Willie D and I


View from Outback:
The old, the overweight, the malformed, the bleeding, the diseased, the sexually confused and the mildly intellectually disabled that are the true bread and butter of the US porn industry.


El G's dream: C3X founded a website that has Jeremi Steal and Donkey Long having sex. Then Donkey kills himself.
Gigi's dream: She gets knocked up by some odd looking half-Jew.


Poll: Best XPT Idle Legal Threat
Donny Long over THE Twins.


Pretty on a the rag:
i cant do it on my period
grodie
but i can still do bj's handjobs, titty fucking- so theres plenty of ways to still film content


Letters to Billy:
Larry Flynt to our youth: Read the Sears & Roebuck catalog.
Manson Marginalia: "Cool. A HILLBILLY that can type—FAR OUT."
Richard Ramirez: Know any Asian girls willing to correspond?
Clarence Thomas: I like the Egg McMuffin.


Teagan Presley makes a brief cameo.
She looks like a mannequin on a bed @ the department store.
I guess being pregnant was just such a purifying experience in my case

Whitney Stevens pop-in:
If anyones retarded it'd have to be you guys for wasting your lives being on here posting bullshit all the time about pornstars.

Some people moving on:
Mia Rose: That was my last scene. I mean like, No more. : /
Tritone: Please delete my account. I never want to log in again, or be tempted to.


Date a JAP: "Vat? It vould kill you to call?"
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The Haiku Corner:
I am Ryan Knox.
I'm a female cum dumpster.
Golden showers...yum.


Excuse me for having a life and NOT reading EVERY freaking thread on XPT.
We are ALL "alts" in the eyes of God.


Stop Posting.