A Do Not Mention The One Not To Be Mentioned Week in Review:Thick Cocks - Ceara denied pics.
Utterly shocking. People that work in porn actually like sex. Wow.
Having really cool surgical scars on his legs and back means whores must love him for his mind.
Pretty is the kind of whore that wants to be the best whore she can be.
Holly calls someone a childish loudmouthed bully with a vendetta against someone who's never directly done anything to him.
Anita Blue in blue cross garters: 1 down and 3 to go when her wedding day comes.
Hopefully the overdose of snake oil pills will make his heart explode and all our AWOP problems will be solved.
Pretty: How can you tell a professional responsible dancer from a drug user? The professional won't barf on you.
Darth Season: It's open season on Star Wars fans and you can shoot them legally.
Forget breast implants. She needs biceps implants.
He rhymes 'love' with 'love'. Fucking genius...
CumOnMyFace vs. LoadMyMouth: Is this some kind of cumshot diversification?
Brandon Iron, [omitted], Sasha Grey, and Belladonna lead a star studded cast in an XXX remake of Outbreak.
They're living in the twenty dollar a night motel and surviving on crack and peppermint schnapps
Why does, like, getting a stern talking to from BIFF, like, totally turn me on.
If you want Eblab to accept your bet, post your proposition on YouTube and tag it with the name of some overrated angst filled punk wannabe band.
Hot New T-shirt: "I mentioned Jeff Steward on ADT and I didn't get banned"
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.
Grammatical Declination of Jealous: jelious, jeliaous, gellus.
With a combination of intellect and anonymity this is the best you can muster?
It's going to leave Obama just as bloodied as the Arabs he thinks can be reasoned with.
Such conduct is hardly representative of the professorate at Dartmouth. Faculty members tend to be professional. They also tend to be sane.
Gia Jordan: Manuel was on my no-list for a long time because that thing is like a coke can.
This picture is an accurate image of post porn depression
Barbie Cummings new gamble: Playing black baby roulette.
Latest fringe political cause: Unban Huey Long ... or something.
Renfield continues to be vague about her felony conviction.
If you are sending a girl to work with Erik Everhard, especially a new girl, expect her to be out of work for a week or two.
Happy Birthday Malice. Next year Tony will be 40 and halfway to 100.
Holly: I've never actually watched any of this kind of porn, I think I could maybe get off to clown porn.
Make it two clowns and it's a DP! OMG I think I just came...
I guess it's better than having to fuck a fleshy hairball like Ron Jeremy.
Orangezilla. Enjoy your melanoma, beeyotch!
He can bang all the girls he wants.…Open Whore Buffet Policy.…But, she's like, "I can't have any other dick but his....cause I LOVE him.…"
Prison is no place for a fragile man-child like me.
These people are like cockroaches. If there ever was to be a nuclear war, they would be the last people standing.
Staten Island Vito Fossella's Family Values: DUI on his way to visit Virginia love child.
Check out the Valtrex bottle in front of the monitor.
Real porn is MADE FOR MEN! … and Gigi.
There's no reason for the industry to be dragged down by people who have nothing to offer the industry but trouble.
dumd fucking faggot
666/(6+6+6) = 37.
Can't watch her. She looks like a cross between my mother and Melissa Rivers. Never a good thing
I guess I could see that ... if my eyeballs had ravaged by squirrels, the plague and/or Philly cops.
Could you imagine being the FBI agent who has to go undercover to stake out the bukkake?
Lots of people in the industry intern. They just aren't told they are internships until they ask for their paychecks.
I'm thinking of writing in a Steward/Little ballot on the First Amendment Party line.
Threesomebody is ADT's Gigi, only she is meaner than Gigi.
Can a princess substitute an iguana for a frog?
Assablanca....did anyone say that one already?
Anyone with a half a working brain knows this place is more important to all three of you than $100.
Play on Gentlemen....And Bitches
Whores today shave it bald so the "does the carpet match the drapes" question can't be answered.
"My husband" and "Assloads" in the same sentence, Yet Again.
BI: My moobs are storage facilities for all the cum that gets backed-up from my well-worn nutsack.
Fatman got more replys on a post where he photoshopped a cat's face on a rabbit. That is quite alarming.
Holly Randall: If there's no room for all five fingers to wrap around the cock you shouldn't be in porn.
For future mathmaticians: 3720 divided by 365 = A wasted life.
Pinching out a "Please Lou..stop" reply will garner you no favors, insect.
Walk of Shame: Maybe just a line of gold stars from the parking lot at Gelsons to AIM.
Being denied your own freedoms while being told that your are fighting for someone else's? Hmmm, smells like Holy Bullshit to me.
JimB's favorite dance: The Bump!
Anchor Babies are for the beans.
I'd be late to meet friends and they'd check XPT to see if it was because I was online. It usually was.
Bliss is watching you get all riled up about politics on a porn forum run by the guys who bring us "gag factor."
The guy is sitting there with a gay male porn star turned tranny porn star and you're looking at his pants.
Does he massage his sister's upper thighs and buttocks, or is that "Daddy Only"?
It's like cooking for fat people, by fat people.
This is the last time I eat while logged onto XPT.
You could probably solve a Rubik's cube in there while you're double-fisting her....
Everything about that pic says drug transaction.
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Agents: A beautiful girl will trump your shitty reputation.
If you're going to be married, you might as well marry a whore. We're much more fun.
It's porn people! Be all the whore you can be!!
Pretty on Marriage: I'm never quitting doing other people.
If only Holly couldn't go through Life without fucking Manuel …
DJing is to music what porn is to acting: The final preserve of no talents.
Kelly Wells escapes loonie bin. Last seen in mall.
ben went through many rejections growing up.
Vent, Fatman, vent!
I'm going to miss the intellect of banghernow and the sensitivity of yourmother.
He could walk into a mall parking lot, douse himself in gasoline, and set himself ablaze.
That would definitely make the news then we could see if Powder is still alive.
THERE ARE NO BUSINESS MEETINGS ON WEEKEND NIGHTS IN VEGAS SO SAY YOU'RE FUCKING A UKRAINIAN WITH NICE LEGS INSTEAD OF PLAYING THE WORK CARD AND PATRONIZING ME.
Whore of the Week: "The Internet's MoPed" and MySpace Pretender to the Throne,
Dana DeArmond!
If I ever hit up a porn convention again, I'm gonna kick her in her horse face and then in the balls.
There's nothing worse than when one attempts to come across as an intellect without possessing, well, intellect.
Dana Dearmond = Sasha Grey in a male's body.
[3sb]I burned your skank ass apartment down once already bitch don't think I won't do it again manface.[/3sb]
How DARE you interrupt a thread about Dana to discuss Brandon!
Other late scores:>>>Transvestitism 12...Daniel Dearmond 3
>>>Ugliness 15...Daniel Dearmond 2
>>>Relevance 2, Danny Dearmond 0.
>>>Knife Fights: Dan Dearmond Zero ... 3SB Three.
POLL RESULTSTo Jack or NOT to Jack: Guy over girl in a late rally.
Jimmy Carter does not certify these results.
Breast Feeding with Implants:
Before I answer I need to know if Herpes can be spread via breast milk.
XPT pussy hair preference: Tending to Patrick Star tribute.
If Skeeter and Max were locked up together, Mad Max on top 17 to 12.
CraigsList Ad of the Week:ME: Handsome young outgoing man.
YOU: Dirty knee-scraped cum dumpster behind the strip joint.
LUNCH??
XPT Vocabulary word of the week Pleonasm <<clicky>> ……….T H E E N D……………..
Somebody Cut the Lights ~ Bye Y’all.
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