The Month of October ... XPT in Review ...


CAL-OSHA visits porn set as the 1st step in transferring another American industry abroad.
Jeff Steward refused to testify against Jeff Steward so all charges against Jeff Steward are dropped to the delight of Jeff Steward.
Who would have thought Gia would turn into a "Cap't Save-A-Ho"?!?
Sergio hits the World Series on the nose: Rockies in 5!!!
Danielle Derek has enough spare parts to create 20 armored tanks.
Has anyone taken the pills Luke was offering??
A sanctimonious man using the ID "Queerbot" on XXXPornTalk has been fingered as a source of illegal child pornography.
Someone in Kansas City stole DaBurglar's identity.
He was caught when he completed two consecutive sentences without a reference to Holly Randall.

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Sasha Grey: "I don't have any female performer favorites."
"Sasha Grey: "Belladonna!! She would have to be one of my favorites!"
Conky reaches Porn Jesus status making every post count.
Ceara is the little girl at the bottom with the broken leg and Girlvert shirt.
The Netherlands bans shrooms.
Two Houston 8th graders bring a new twist to sex education.
Jamesn sad. Nago reaches another birthday.
Fuck with Holly on XPT and get trampled.
Tatum Reed: A Pop-In for PopWhore.
Since Windsock hasn't been around I assume someone took him up on his "rape & kill me for $1" offer.
Sounds to me like GUAPO is begging for another Chasey Lain comeback.
Kate McCann blamed for losing her child due to her small tits. I worry about Leah Luv and Sierra.
DownWithFags has an affinity for children.
Porn defends its own: Pass the hat for Surewood Defense Fund. No money raised for dead 5 year old.
Rob Longshot returns. Rob Longshot is more irritating than ever. Rob Longshot leaves.
If Holly were into girls she would have rubbed one out to a Gia Jordan/Casey Parker 3-way.
Bornyo goes unpunished for his post of orange man pubes.
TheVODGuy celebrates a year of XPT.
I wish I had an uncle like DaBurglar when I was young.

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Palace Mobile Home Park caters to that special pedophile way of life.
Insane daddy microwaves baby. Kurt Lockwood takes notes.
Hottest Chicks Who Aren't That Hot: Chloe Sevigny & Lauren Ambrose
Idiots & the Insane to officially get the vote in New Jersey.
When posting don't spoil the look of the page. Gia hates that.
Sadly, Wankus still LIVES!
Holly Randall throws like a girl.
There's a huge market for body parts in Russia: eyeballs, limbs, lungs, etc.
Mormons can make Scientologists look "normal".
Piglets will eat asian pussy if it's covered in honey.
Eli Thomas probably has herpes. Call him directly if you need to confirm: 954-557-2181
Rare Ball State victory. 4 Ball State bitches beat Ivy Tech student bloody.
Doron needs whites dudes to get blown by black whores.
Bishop runs away after FatMan exposes him for his repressed, latent gaiety.
We recall a parable about Esau the Hairy Palmed, whose clumsiness and inability around women was legend.


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I dream of Holly Greenbeans & Rainbow Brite ….
Soopergrizz will never get his copy of Chloroform Rape.
Skirt Lackwood abandons his pregnant girlfriend in Spain. I guess she wasn't able to ass pound him as hard since she started to "show".
Visions of Mia & Ava Rose "haunt" me through "Heaven & Hell".
Portents of the end of JM Productions as we've known it: Brandon Iron welcomed to the family.
Denver Don lives his last hours as Britney Madison.
Lame or Cool comes and goes.
Global warming is hurting the Pot industry.
Wankus & Mary Carey: What Illegal Drugs have joined together, let no Re-Hab put asunder.
Jersey Jaxin takes down XPT with her internet terrorist spells.
DaBurglar pines for a wife next door.


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It's alright if she ends up with a girlfriend tonight!!
The two girls are famous scat whores in Brasil called Latifa and Karla. Loop's not sure why he know this.
DV is the kid that sat up front and said "Teacher you forgot to collect our homework!"
If you play Hailey Page's orgasms backwards ... she whispers "Chico killed me" CLEAR AS DAY!
Zen is banned from LIB for Life.
FagWithDownsGuy!! [thank you Gia Jordan].
GUAPO relative fired for his "Ghetto Handbook".
XPT Fantasy League seems to be heading the way of the XFL.
Loopnode is keeping up with his high school friends. I guess they'll go to LUNCH.
For something to be fun it has to be at least $8.00.
Nick Manning reveals that he has banged Betsey Johnson and was paid in clothes.
I would report that Mon* is going to be a daddy but he wants his private life to stay private.
ET's sister does a porno. Ryan Knox is on her "No" list.
Luke Ford sells site to Bizarro Luke.
Who would think that the Evil Parallel Universe Luke would be a chubby Midwestern Irish redhead with a ban button?

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Will our wishes for Quisling Anita Cannibal to get "real cancer" to end her run at "fake law school" be for naught?
As far as we know, no porn whore has filed a "casting couch" related sex-harassment suit.
Pierre Woodman: A French Genius
Chico Wang's family money comes in handy!!! Hailey Page's cause of death listed as "Undetermined"!
Katsuni owes Katsumi lots of cash.
$22.57 not worth a dollar in MI, KY, OH & TN: 6th Circuit finds 2257 regulations interfere with free speech.
Falwell's wish that California burn in Hell almost comes true.
Albus Dumbledore is gay. I had no idea he was a GOP official.
Mia Rose is too smart to buy a Miata.
Pornlaw offers Pornwhores Health Insurance. Valtrex, NO-COPAY!!
Ginger Lynn: Simply the Best!
Casey Parker used to be Casey Porker who used to be Wesley Flores who used to be ….
Fluff would prefer the board be at least 70% Fat-Free.
Whores in Bolivia sew their lips in protest.
Argentine whores speak two arrogant languages.
We all learned the ins and outs of a Panzer E-Train.
Risi Simms exit interview was more interesting than her entire porn career.
Lea De Mae is still dead.



Now You Know!:
Robbye's feet smell worse than her pussy.
Steve K is an obese slob who pays for Robbye wannabe's to blow him.
See that Norman THING that Robbye & Jackie was/is married to? Money matters.
Jackie & Norman have a restraining order against Robbye.
Robbye has a restraining order against Steve.
Steve K was in possession of many guns at the time he went to Disneyland.
This all seems to have led to Robbye getting a job with Norman, again.



Whore of the month: Veronica fucking Jett. Keep it up, you slut!!!
Poster of the month: Soopergrizz, for getting VJ to post a thread of pics … under his name, yet!!!
Newbie of the month: Alex Panzer … even though I hate him.
"Threads" of the Month: Robbye/Trinity vs. Holly and Steve K and Norman's new wife and K1ng and El G and FatMan and …
Post of the Month: JustMe: I really do have a restraining order against you, Robbye, and it is in effect until 4/18/2009. Case number BD422337.




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