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Flag Day 2007: An XPT Week in Review


The "bloodborne-pathogen" pattern is the latest trend in whore fashion.
Never lend an Amish-hater your BlockBuster card.
Personally, I don't think there is such a thing as a "good" set of bolt-ons.
Gia's "tied up" with appearances on both sides of Taboo's taboo cameras.
She faces fines, whip lashing or worse for her violation of Iran's morality laws.
Georgia judge voids 10-year sentence in teen consensual sex case.
Pentagon's 'Gay Bomb' explodes over at ADT.
Note to Army: The Spartans were all gay pedophiles, btw.
WetWater makes 1st post after 14 months of lurking silence.
Savannah Stern has new bolt-ons. Stupid whore. Fake tits =
What was wrong with her old tits? They looked fine to me.
Free porn threatens Adult Film Industry. Is this part of the Bush strategy?
You look waaaaay too young to have grandslugs.
"Before any rumors start, I categorically deny doing meth. My hair loss is hereditary." - BI's Post #1000
Dane = Hook Bomberry
My roommate's a woman named Mitch.
Dan T. Mann sleeps with the fishes.
Stevie from Koala TV joins XPT, but shows no fucking.
Islam clerics sanction sex change as the best way of creating willing virgins.
Low Rider is in the FBI Witness Protection Program.
"Girls who work together but pretend to be sisters? That's not OK. That's so not OK."
"You are all very vicious but i really enjoy reading this shit."
SisterFister was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hardcore for us bitches.
Jamesn has exclusive rights on my sister.
Just try being a pervert for a change.
Max Hardcore opts for the firing squad.
Beheadings are just fuckin' nasty.
PaperChase is an irritating blockhead
Michelle Aston offers to do free scene for free speech.
Bridge Built by Chinese Blind Man Collapses. Mission Accomplished according to American Idiot Continues.
Khomeini sanctioned sex change prior to chopping off his ball and donning a burka.
Shakespeare on XPT: "Kill all the lawyers."
Leaping Lanny Poffo is "Macho Man" Randy Savage's brother.
Don't pinch GiGi's nose while she's gargling cum. She hates that!!
Who is Test99?
XPT posters assume everything posted on the internet was made to jack off to.
She had a good black pimp who used to take all her money to help her stay focused.
Royal Decree: There is no such thing as "too young".
Are those oiled up or is she leaking implant juice?
Entrepreneur Ceara Lynch with "Free Ones"???
Very few whores are deaf. All are dumb.
Salt Lake City:Freedom :: Mecca:Judaism
Will anal cream-pies make your butt bigger?
New strip district in Ohio: Windsock's bloodsoaked car trunk.
How long does it normally take for bolt-ons to drop?
Dolphins are the Golden Retrievers of the Sea.
Paris Hilton's Next Sex Tape: A "Motion" Picture!
Smut & PinUp in dead heat for "Top Mutant" honors.
I call this smile "disdain".
Arizona cousin marriage by Mormons yields Morons.
XPT attempts to vote Smartt back on the Island.
365 + 248 = 613! [Secret Jew Stuff]
"I've been masturbating with myself." - Sunny Lane
Ashlynn cancels chat after Guapo returns.
MaxHardcoreFan finds a stash of dirty mags while dumpster diving!!!
Gia & GG go for the same breasty bony broads.
All I want for x-mas is a flip-flop porno and someone to cut off your leg and mail it to you.
FGFM should have had a V8®.
Rollin Girl is a Gemini.
Holly Randall accuses Briana Banks of eating too many cupcakes.
Veiny women make Loop hunger.
How about when you bend down to play with your tomatoes?
Gia Jordan has zombie hands & feet.
More than 10 XPTers claim to have intimate knowledge of FatMan's penis.
God is some john from Cincinnati.
Tony sends SisterFister to Phlog for some special lab work.
Pornlaw feels up new bolt-ons at the bank for his birthday.
Sandra's last scene will be quadruple penetration.
More Girls + Less Men = A Good Scene.
Your mother knows Sierra Sinn's a tweaker.
"Bread so good, there must be heroin baked in!"


You know you're a whore when …
… you see your mom in a MILF scene and wish it was you instead.
… you pool your money together every year just to hang out with degenerate pornographers in Vegas.
… you date XPT's Dick Head.


Any copied images found will be prosecuted to the full extent by the law.


MallHattan History Moment:
June 12, 1665, England installed a municipal government in New York, formerly the Dutch settlement of New Amsterdam.


Chick fights from pre-history!! <clicky>


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