"Paris Owns The Airwaves" Week in ReviewFatMan ends hiatus and posts his annoying review from lovely Boynton Beach, FL.
Jack_Schitt labelled racist, cancels his own contract and departs XPT.
World mourns the anniversary of Kurt Lockwood's birth.
Barbie Cummings: "I think a lot about getting railed, 'doggy' style by a big well hung dog."
"If you vote Republican you vote to kill freedom." - The Management
Pornstar Paris in Prison.
GiGi on Donny Long: "He has a weird wee wee."
XPT had its own insider on A-Rod's stripper, and it wasn't Darth.
Jim South says T.T. Boy slapped Derek Hay.
Overheard during lockdown: "What exactly is 'Baloney'?"
Dating a pornstar?? "I have cancer" means "I'm moving back to Utah without you".
XPT Consensus: Rudy Guiliani is a fascist, but he wouldn't bake Luke or Luca.
Man blames "Boost" for his world-record hard-on. GiGi buys case for hubby.
Paris complains jail a tad uncomfortable, so she is sent off to her room.
Ben is a HERPES-RIDDLED WHORE!
Do you hate yourself enough to get a tramp stamp? Might we suggest the JM Productions or JerkOffZone logo.
Mowing lawns is hard work.
BI adds TB to his alphabet of STDs
She ignored obvious clues such as condoms that would have been too small for her partner.
I think it wasn't a money issue. She offered the sheriff the opportunity to make a "private".
The man in the wheelchair had pulled in front of the truck and somehow it became lodged by its handles to the front grille.
13 guys = Blow Bang ..... 50 guys = Bukkake.
Cybernet Expo in Tampa. [yawn]
"Guns, Germs and Steel" is another fascinating book.
FatMan recounts for the 87th time how he got onto XPT looking for his "twins".
Jamie Lynn Sigler can't park a fucking car.
Maybe Paris was released because her herpes has epidemic written all over it.
9/11 happened on August 16, 2002.
The mascara is running the wrong way for her to have just came fresh from a "Max" set.
Paris ordered to return to the cold and damp that dries out her skin. War Crimes Trial in Judge's future.
VTD = Visual Titty Disorder. Bitches who believe their breasts are more attractive after silicone disfiguration.
If she blows it, I will cum.
Darth = Anal Wart
"Mom!! Mom!!! Mom!!!"
Canadian Jews sure know how to party.
The Chronicles of Da Burglar - The Journey Begins!!
Mia Rose is a WINNER!!
Nautica's freakishly long fingers opened the door to a career as a pianist. Sadly, her spelling let her down and she wrote "penist" on her application form.
You know you're a whore when … you scan the list hoping that it hasn't described you.
Guapo returns. Sadly, still suffering from terminal middle class whiteman's ebonics.
Ceara gives BBBJs to outsider-insider.
Donny's head is too small for the rest of his body. It's like Barry Bonds in reverse.
"Mommy, That Isn't Fair!!"
Sasha Grey buys Doctorate on eBay using Sharon Mitchell's credit card.
Dr Kevorkian: PM H2C. He has a list of people you can help.
If you want to be decent to people, kill yourself. That way they don't have waste time listening to your bullshit.
12 yr old baby refuses to grow up.
8 yr old boy cops a feel.
9 yr old girl shuts down 5 Mallhattan strip clubs and opts for a new weave for Beyoncee.
I miss Gen.
Gia was distracted by something shiny.
I read the Fan Requests section and see that I am really not that fucked up after all.
Camera of Death - 1. Ava Rose - 0.
READ YOUR BIBLE!!!! Nobody is safe from the Righteous Hand of God. - The Book of Steward
Don't confuse XPT with a Pornstar Shrine. Which Is Here [clicky] Darth EXCLUSIVE!!PARIS HILTON PRISON TATT!!! 
I Want To Squeeze Holly's Ripe Tomatoes!!
RELAX!! I'm not your boyfriend.
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