Lockwood responds to alledged "fag" calling with bitch slap. March 2nd 2007 was "Hate Kurt Lockwood Day". But, never fear, his asshole' remains open. It's not his fault! Kurt Lockwood was raped by an 84-year old church volunteer. TO THE NUMBER ONE FANS: IF NO ANAL PLEASURE IS GIVEN TEMPER TANTRUMS MAY TRANSPIRE. Lockwood flashes Hillary his green-eyed monster. Kurt didn't assault a reporter. It was exploding peanut butter. There can never be too many people using the Kurt avatar. "Lockwood did have more than enough actual nominations to be listed as Orgasmic Analyst." Jules Jordan and Kurt have more in common than any of us realized. XPT and ADT can agree on one thing: Kurt Lockwood is a douche. Kurt's dog must go. Lab refused to sniff Kurt's butt. Jennifer James is Kurt Lockwood's "biatch". Will Kurt wear a shirt for his court appearance? After taking Brian Scott's email to heart, Mayor Bloomberg apologizes to Al Queda.
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