MLK Week in Review:

A fairly slow week in which most recover from the long AEE weekend.

XPT celebrates Dr. King with citations of other black achievements such as the show "Good Times".
XPT stars return from AEE with little picture evidence of good times.
Monstar PR king - His whores take Gold, Silver AND Bronze!! NO PICS!!
Jeff Steward: Ceara Lynch NOT "All Talk". Meatholes?!?!?
"Wu wannabe" caught killing 30 people and feeding them to his pigs.
King suddenly becomes "Ayatrollah". Gunker still "Gen. Turgidson".
Sierra on religion: I would totally suck off Jesus. I would gargle his holy cum.
The creator of the short-lived swallow montage makes an appearance.
Drink Rule #14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
Rob Longshot is anagram for "Short Oblong" and "Sloth or Bong".
Porn Girls: Don't get apartment insurance!! Beg for money after you stuff burns up!
XPT believes that if Holly is uncomfortable in her clothes, she should just take off her outfit.
Castro death watch continues.
Doomsday clock ticks ever closer to Doomsday. Naomi says she plans not to attend.
Keiko dies in breast enhancement surgery. Reborn, yes. But still married to Rob.
To everyone who hates me, please DON'T wear your seatbelt.
Smelly Monkey sends note of support, concerns and undying affection to Da Burglar.
They call them models because you cover them in something resembling glue.
Washington is one of 17 states that does not outlaw bestiality.
FatMan would know that Monkey and "..." are the same if he used fucking "Search".
DID YOU KNOW: You can commit suicide by drinking too much water!
Australia never gets "Oprah" first-run.
Max Hardcore now with JM Productions. Are they going soft on degrading whores?!?
Drink Rule #15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
FBI targets up to 700 porn producers for bad paperwork and awful penmanship.
Both Robert E. Lee and Eddie Normous birthdays last week. Coincidence?!?
Amsterdam to honor vice with statue to Whoredom. US to keep plastic Jenna.
FatMan cuts his hair and shaves his beard. Does not deter him from over-posting.
Windsock is Kurt Lockwood #1 fan number 2,012!!
Free porn internet television from sextv1.tv.
Ceara looks great in a towel with the "sin" - and possible associated goo - all washed away.
If you're going to get fucked up the ass by a horse, best pre-plan your funeral.
Mia with new agency! NO!!!!! It is NOT her fault!! Maybe they'll trademark "Har Har"!?
Drink Rule #16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
Look under your Bed tomorrow Morning, you will be paid a visit by the Bong Fairy during the night.


"The Bong Fairy"





Graphic Depiction of Ceara's AEE Activities:

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WindSock reaction: LIARS!!!