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Mods to peeps: More than 1 Alt-Id, and it’s the Phlog box for you!!
Saddam Hussein is your master and the master of your parents!
VouyersMedia.com's sex bus may lead to the end of porn as we know it.
Mia & Gia contest over Jamesn's affections. No hair pulling though …
Gay weight lifters will make up any excuse to cover for a prolapsed rectum.
Jamesn gets his wish! Elected "Biggest Fagget"!
BTW, You've got to be a "faggot" if you spell it "fagget".
A strange Sicilian wants to fuck you in the nose!!
Chunky or low fat: Ava Rose is yummy!!
WD Accounting Tip: Don't use bats that go "ping" for collections.
Pinupmutant: Bottoming out implant revisions are quite painful.
Lily Munster used to be one hot bitch!!
Best Thread of the Week: "So Who Would You Hatefuck?"
FatMan uses a 29 letter work in context, eh Chisulo !!
Turnabout is fair play: Ceara offers $1500 for Jamesn's feces.
I say ye, Jamesn!! Don't stay away too long!
Did You Know??? It is illegal to produce foie gras in California.
A swinging Saddam Hussein makes the perfect cat toy.
Kudos Fattorosi & Chisvin!! Free Web Cam to AEE & Free MAILED Autographs!!!
Windsock: FUCK THE BITCH!
Czech out Divinity Love!!! But, WHY with TT Boy?!?
King commits crime against humanity - dumps Quinne avatar!
If you're a balding nerdy guy from Boston it's likely you don't belong in porn.
To a jaded Jeff, all blonde nipple-ringed whores look alike.
Gen provides aid and comfort to a terrorist on MySpace.
The Wisdom of Zenman: Some chromosomes are better left unreplicated.
HEREBY RESOLVED: Export illegal Mexicans to Europe.
Think about it!! Have you ever seen Fatman and Comic Store Guy together???
New Interiors Idea: Decorate your blood vessels with sculptures made in Korea.
Sorry Gia. Winner of "There Can Be Only One": Ceara Lynch.
Caught "Jerking while Working"? Chastise co-workers with, "That's Disgusting!!!"
New sponsor of the Iraq war - The Burqini: "Hide you ugly Muslim ass."
Kathleen of "Butthole Surfers" - Retarded or Insane - YOU DECIDE!
XPT new feature: Guapo to English translations.
Meth vs. Heroin: Which is best for erasing pounds, youth and beauty?
XPT DEVASTATED!! Holly Randall posts no nude pics!!
The Week's Best Put-Down: "You Persian Shoe!! Your Father killed Kurds!!! I will do THINGS!"
Vanessa Blue on AEE: Whores 35% uglier than last year
An "overweight" Palmolive sold off by parents.
1 of every 400 sets of fraternal twins are actually fathered by 2 different men!
Based upon everything we saw and heard: AEE = Any Eroticism Expunged.
Loopnode's review of "Sex World" rekindles memories of 70s porn fans.
Ronald Reagan knocked out by the air current surrounding missed punch.
Mary Carey utters those 3 little words: "I Love Xanex".
[giajordan] She left the price tag stickers on her high heels. How tacky! [/giajordan]
If it wasn't for SexyCity we would have no pics of all the ugly whores who showed up.
Will whores give up the glass dick to guzzle Meth Coffee?
Gia was born in the year of the Pig, but she's more of a Fox.
If Willie D found out about Ceara being "all talk" he isn't saying.
God must be dead if you're alive. God must be dead if you're alive.

Rectal Botox: What can go wrong!

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Nicely done sir.