Hong Kong rules, it's in James' Backyard.

Neon Pork + 8-Scorpion Bowls = Willy Wonka-esque Colored Vomit that looks great on freshly fallen snow.

Da Burglar to Chinese Dude playing "host" at Hong Kong: "SO tell me Wang, WHAT IS IN THE SCORPION BOWLS???"

<Chinese Gong reverberates in background> Wang: "ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET"



....meanwhile a empty bottle of Paint Thinner bounces out of the Kitchen Door.

Porn Chicks should EAT as MUCH NEON PORK as possible...it's the next ANAL Fetish, trust me...