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#212619 - 01/06/07 09:26 PM Getting Privates..
Deuce_Bigalow Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
Is there a certain etiquette to go about getting a private from a porn whore By the time they get on Craigslist it's like, who cares http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/ers/258699839.html, but that's the first place I'm checking when I get to Vegas!

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#212620 - 01/06/07 09:35 PM Re: Getting Privates..
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Save a dick and dont do it.

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#212621 - 01/07/07 03:06 AM Re: Getting Privates..
Abe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
save a dick and don't put your dick in her mouth
cuz you won't be getting it back any time soon

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#212622 - 01/07/07 10:48 AM Re: Getting Privates..
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
for $100 more you can piss in her mouth
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#212623 - 01/07/07 11:01 AM Re: Getting Privates..
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

Save a dick and dont do it.


How should I approach you and ask for a private Gen?
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#212624 - 01/07/07 11:02 AM Re: Getting Privates..
Santa Satan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/30/06
Posts: 62
you could try this pathetic tactic.

Posted: Jan 5, 2007 5:17 AM Hi there ,

I will be in vegas between the 9th and the 13th and am looking for hot models
to shoot a private amateur movie (100% safe - in major strip hotel)

I am 33, white business man , amateur photographer and fan of yours

Budget in the low hundreds..

Can we sort out something ?

Basically it's more a private fan movie : me, the model
and videocam than a real adult movie...

Kind of scenario is that we meet at the bar around
a drink, discuss the details (I'll show you my ID and sign a paper if you need one),and shoot a small sequence
that I ran into you by coincidence "Heya, what's up...etc.."
then hit the room and do a short video:
- strip tease
- erotic play (toy, finger)
- lapdance
- tugjob, maybe blowjob and sex if you're comfortable
any sex with condoms of course

The video will not be published anywhere


The whole thing should take around 30 to 45 minutes

I can pay 200 to 300+ depending on how much sex
is performed, half before half right after....

dream on, buddy!


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#212625 - 01/07/07 11:27 AM Re: Getting Privates..
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Quote:

Quote:

Save a dick and dont do it.


How should I approach you and ask for a private Gen?




With a gun to my head. It's nothing personal. I just don't wanna break your penis. I care ya know.


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#212626 - 01/07/07 11:32 AM Re: Getting Privates..
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:


With a gun to my head. It's nothing personal. I just don't wanna break your penis. I care ya know.




Any preferences? I kind of impartial to .45 and .357 myself.
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#212627 - 01/07/07 11:35 AM Re: Getting Privates..
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Quote:

Quote:


With a gun to my head. It's nothing personal. I just don't wanna break your penis. I care ya know.




Any preferences? I kind of impartial to .45 and .357 myself.




Whatever makes you happiest mah'dear!

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#212628 - 01/07/07 11:41 AM Re: Getting Privates..
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
.357 sigs are pretty perfect, IMHO.
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#212629 - 01/07/07 11:52 AM Re: Getting Privates..
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I've always liked the classics: Colt 1911 .45
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#212630 - 01/07/07 11:56 AM Re: Getting Privates..
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]


25 cal pocket Beretta. More than enough "punch" close-up.

Let's you sneak up without being suspected ....



Attachments
203953-Beretta 25 ACP Vest Pocket Model 1945-1948.jpg (4 downloads)

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#212631 - 01/07/07 11:59 AM Re: Getting Privates..
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
you can get a CCW with a lot more juice. not in MA, but in general you can sneak a .45 into a pretty small frame. hk makes one there's some x-somethingaruther that's supposedly just perfect.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#212632 - 01/07/07 12:03 PM Re: Getting Privates..
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Don't do privates otherwise take a gun or lose a dick or your wallet... or both.

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#212633 - 01/07/07 12:55 PM Re: Getting Privates..
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

you can get a CCW with a lot more juice. not in MA, but in general you can sneak a .45 into a pretty small frame. hk makes one there's some x-somethingaruther that's supposedly just perfect.




Or try the FN Five-seveN, the handgun sister of the P90. Fires 5.7x28mm rounds and packs a significant punch. Used by some law enforcement agencies in the USA. Looks purty.
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#212634 - 01/07/07 12:56 PM Re: Getting Privates..
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

The video will not be published anywhere



Classic. Really should add this: until my business is sinking because I invest all its retained earnings in hookers, then I will sell it for a reasonable price to Defiance Films and start to call myself a porno director. :bananarickshameless:

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#212635 - 01/07/07 01:02 PM Re: Getting Privates..
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

The video will not be published anywhere



Classic. Really should add this: until my business is sinking because I invest all its retained earnings in hookers, then I will sell it for a reasonable price to Defiance Films and start to call myself a porno director. :bananarickshameless:




Wouldn't he need 2257 docs on the whore to publish/sell?
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#212636 - 01/07/07 01:04 PM Re: Getting Privates..
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Google "Rick Shameless" on L-ke's website and read on...Tory Lane would want it that way.

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#212637 - 01/07/07 01:43 PM Re: Getting Privates..
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
Quote:

Quote:

you can get a CCW with a lot more juice. not in MA, but in general you can sneak a .45 into a pretty small frame. hk makes one there's some x-somethingaruther that's supposedly just perfect.


conkster, i quit work and i can't do research on my own, are those legal in MA? ballistically, those things should go through body armor like buttah.

Or try the FN Five-seveN, the handgun sister of the P90. Fires 5.7x28mm rounds and packs a significant punch. Used by some law enforcement agencies in the USA. Looks purty.


_________________________
"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#212638 - 01/11/07 06:52 PM Re: Getting Privates..
K.R Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/18/05
Posts: 285
There's no need to get privates from the female talent. You can f-ck them for free (like I do). Patience is the key. Patience.

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#212639 - 01/11/07 07:03 PM Re: Getting Privates..
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
And where does this girl Patience live??

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#212640 - 01/11/07 07:57 PM Re: Getting Privates..
Juke Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 242
LoL.

Patience is Charity's sister. They are angels of Babylon, just like everyone.

get in good with Charity, and Patience will smile. She likes to say..
Easy now, but what she really means is virtue only slows us down.


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#212641 - 01/16/07 01:52 AM Re: Getting Privates..
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

There's no need to get privates from the female talent. You can f-ck them for free (like I do). Patience is the key. Patience.




Nothing in life is free, you pay with the oozing sores that will develop from your schvonce after being blown by one of them.
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