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i wish she was more like regular woman who will let you put them in full nelsons and shit while you fuck them in the butt.

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Alright, that's it. You have official OD'ed on smut. You can no longer differentiate the porn-slut fantasy world with the real world. I suggest two full months of no fuck-flicks, dirty magazines, or even nudie playing cards. Please box up all these things that you have lying around the house and get them out of your sight. PM me, and I'll give you an address of a place where you can send them for...um...safe keeping, yeah, that's it, safe keeping until you are able to tell the difference between Porn Valley sex and "real world" sex that most of the rest of us have to settle for.

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Or ........... just become a cable guy. Go to lonely housewives and college co-eds living off campus whose sorority sisters are having a pillow fight ....




BTW, you do know Windsock is looking to "hook-up" ...