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Is "loosely holding a half-empty bottle of Jack" the new euphemism for masturbating with a limp dick?



It is from now on! "There was this douche bag male talent in the back of the shot, loosely holding a half-empty bottle of Jack while the whore played with herself waiting for him to cum."

Yeah, that scans just fine.
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