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Hay friends, just wanted to let you all know I'm going to be in the January issue of Vice, which should be out in less than a week. They're featuring a 2 page article written by me. It's a little background/how to guide about the disgusting things men pay me for.. You know, toe jam guy and all that. plus there should be 10 or so semi naked pictures taken of me by me (because as most of you know, I totally rock the art of tripod/self timer photography). It's free so you should all try and get your hands on a copy if you can, or if not, it should be available to download on their website later this month (viceland.com). I know you guys are a different breed from the perverts I make money from, but any support from a degenerate would be much appreciated. Thanks.



I'm sorry but Vice Magazine totally blows even a toe jam eating whore like yourself couldn't save that waste of toilet paper. I blame Terry Richardsons departute.