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ucla, tufts, cal, williams,annapolis, wp, bowdoin, middlebury, duke, uva, unc, amherst, reed, ucsd, stanford, washington and lee, vandy, and a million others are EXACTLY the same school. someone needs to get the stick out of their ass because they went to community college. i talk about harvard because there's a fellow alum on the board and it upsets ghostshadow. chicago, rice, ut austin, the list goes on. none of them have ivy growing on them, they're full of smart fucks.

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+1 What he said



Seriously, if I could do it all over again, I would have gone to University of Hawaii or fuckin' Florida State.

Having a Harvard Diploma to elevate my ego with, use to open doors or chicks' legs (actually it only works on older women with survival instincts and a taste for Nieman Marcus Store Odors and atmosphere, their stores always smell unique)....is nice and all that, but I totally flunked "Snow, Wind and Ice -- A Analytical Laboratory Perspective" and "A History of Brick Sidewalks (Formerly Called 'Cobblestone Walkways 101')"....Never underestimate the potential mood effects for never knowing if you can get into a building where a class (or party, or Student Orgy) that you really NEED to attend can have upon you and your liver, when you are so bored and cooped up that all you can think to do is Drink, snort and order in for Pussy from one of Boston's FINE DISCREET GENTLEMAN's Service Providers. That was what Da Burglar TRULY learned at Harvard, how to be totally corrupt and debauched after the school made him in all the other areas....

James, I went through no less than 17 wheelchairs over 4-1/2 years in and around Cambridge...I seriously considered exiling myself up at the Quad and forcing Neil to hav my professors visit me in my room to lecture, while I lay in my bed in my bathrobe and Miami Vice loafers eating Fruit Loops while the university-provided Note taker (a 16 year old hottie from Cambridge Rindge And Latin named "Kristen") scribbled dirty erotica in my 3 ring "Harvard Celebrates 350 years!" binder....