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#212299 - 01/05/07 06:57 AM Is there a possibility
ChuckSpears Offline
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Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
that Vod Guy, Jack Schitt, and Fatman can die in a drive-by shooting sometime soon?

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#212300 - 01/05/07 07:06 AM Re: Is there a possibility
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

that Vod Guy, Jack Schitt, and Fatman can die in a drive-by shooting sometime soon?




You, kind sir, can suck a dick.

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#212301 - 01/05/07 07:16 AM Re: Is there a possibility
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AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
Quote:

that Vod Guy, Jack Schitt, and Fatman can die in a drive-by shooting sometime soon?




Its more likely that you will contract AIDS from your gay lover, and bleed to death out your rectum from the constant dick pluggings you recieve, pig fucker....

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#212302 - 01/05/07 08:22 AM Re: Is there a possibility
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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It would require us individuals of great esteem and high IQ to rashly & simultaneously travel through the 3rd world drug-riddled neighborhoods that breed the walking-talking STDs you incorrectly label "humans" and sadly call "family".

Since my personal travels eschew the odorous environs of the evolutionary challenged and since - like with their ill-fated love affairs - these "drive by" types have a greater predilection for "doing their own", the odds would certainly NOT be in favor of such a bizarre untimely end.

Much more likely is the chance that I, at least, will pass quickly and happily from heart-complications after achieving orgasm while watching another free download of random black men doing ass-to-mouth from your mommy to your sister!!

"Is that a piece corn on the end of his dick?"
Look!!! Your mommy's got the "Dirty Sanchez"!!!

ARRrrrrrrrrggggggg!!!




My belly shook a bit like Gen's right leg there ......

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#212303 - 01/05/07 08:35 AM Re: Is there a possibility
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

that Vod Guy, Jack Schitt, and Fatman can die in a drive-by shooting sometime soon?




I believe you've just been served, bitch...



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#212304 - 01/05/07 10:56 AM Re: Is there a possibility
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

that Vod Guy, Jack Schitt, and Fatman can die in a drive-by shooting sometime soon?




As a matter of fact, there is. But there's an even greater chance of the following happening:

1) You'll bend over and take Kurt Lockwoods cock in your puckered starfish, then ATM it off in utter disgust because you forgot there was anal involved in your scene today, thereby forgetting to wash your rotten shit trap.

2) Your old lady will leave you for Ron Jeremy, and they'll videotape the results just so you'll commit suicide on the railroad tracks - death by speeding train.

3) You're a douche that belongs circular-filed in the transvestite restroom of a filthy truck stop somewhere in New Mexico.

4) Mr. Diesel (this guy) will tapdance on your balls, fist your ass, suck your dick, swallow, regurgitate & then cumswap it with you. Oh yeah, all after you bury your big lips in his hairy man(?) ass.
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#212305 - 01/05/07 11:04 AM Re: Is there a possibility
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
[knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock ...]

Chuck the Fuck, I know you're in there.





Chuck? I hear you moving around in there!!!





Don't worry it won't be that bad ...



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#212306 - 01/05/07 06:18 PM Re: Is there a possibility
CharlesBarkley Offline
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Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
You make me laugh because at the end of the day, you're still a fat bipolar Jew addicted to posting inane stories on a porn forum where everybody hates you. Your life must really suck, at least Burg leaves when he's fucking black crackwhores.


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#212307 - 01/05/07 08:46 PM Re: Is there a possibility
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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You make me laugh because at the end of the day, you're still a fat bipolar Jew addicted to posting inane stories on porn forum where everybody hates you. Your life must really suck, at least Burg leaves when he's fucking black crackwhores.






Ha!



You can't hurt me. No one hates me as much as I hate myself. No one could possibly hurt me as much.

If you actually believe I would give you a weapon to hurt me with you're dumber than the idiot celebrity you pretend to be.

I'm a bi-polar II who was misdiagnosed as depression, etc., for over 20 years. I hope to be back to full functioning in a year or so, and thus to a job and income you could not obtain. I am told I am very intelligent and politically savvy. My IQ, which I put little stock in, when last tested in 1982 was more than 10 points higher than Da B's.

I am a Jew of which I am proud. We are an insignificant minority who achieves in the face of death and w/o any affirmative action policy.

If there were 500M+ Jews instead of Arabs, what job would you have right now?

You are either a black person or someone who thinks its "cool" to be a black person.

Pretending to be black is pathetic. It allows one to steal the best of a tormented people while always safely out of fire of their agony. It isn't cool. It isn't funny. It's just sad.

While some people will hate me for being a Jew, I can chose not to be one tomorrow. Up and move to the mid-West join a church. Another Protestant success story! Most of my relatives are Christian. That's America for you!

Sadly a black person does not have that option. They are born and die another skin color. And, I foresee that the black man will always be feared, dreaded and despised in this country. For example, several posters on this board and elsewhere have expressed that one reason they enjoy IR it to see the woman "degraded".

Certainly the lack of any achievements on the African continent doesn't aid in changing that perception. At the moment the biggest item of note there are the queues to get their weinies cut like mine and Ishmael's to better avoid HIV.

What is truly sad is that you entertain yourself with trying to make people unhappy.

Giving me a reason to babble and babble just gets me hard!!

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#212308 - 01/05/07 08:54 PM Re: Is there a possibility
N-Word Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/28/06
Posts: 167
Loc: Billings,MT
[quoteCertainly the lack of any achievements on the African continent doesn't aid in changing that perception. At the moment the biggest item of note there are the queues to get their weinies cut like mine and Ishmael's to better avoid HIV.






Quite frankly no-one on the planet has fine tuned the art of militia warfare like the Africans. If they figured out how to convert stolen rice into money and made it to your neighborhood, they'd make you into bars of soap while raping your mother then chop the heads off the rest of your family and not lose a wink of sleep that night.
Rinse, wash, repeat.

Hell SFOD Delta and the 75th Rangers took one look, ran like hell and never looked back.
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#212309 - 01/05/07 10:08 PM Re: Is there a possibility
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Just noticed that my 3 "best buds" have the "afro" thing in common.

"Chuck"s Spears & Barkley have "negro" avatars and of course the "BIFF's a Nigger" thread.

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#212310 - 01/05/07 10:47 PM Re: Is there a possibility
MsSwift Offline
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Registered: 08/06/06
Posts: 83
Quote:

Ha!



You can't hurt me. No one hates me as much as I hate myself. No one could possibly hurt me as much.

If you actually believe I would give you a weapon to hurt me with you're dumber than the idiot celebrity you pretend to be.

I'm a bi-polar II who was misdiagnosed as depression, etc., for over 20 years. I hope to be back to full functioning in a year or so, and thus to a job and income you could not obtain. I am told I am very intelligent and politically savvy. My IQ, which I put little stock in, when last tested in 1982 was more than 10 points higher than Da B's.

I am a Jew of which I am proud. We are an insignificant minority who achieves in the face of death and w/o any affirmative action policy.

If there were 500M+ Jews instead of Arabs, what job would you have right now?

You are either a black person or someone who thinks its "cool" to be a black person.

Pretending to be black is pathetic. It allows one to steal the best of a tormented people while always safely out of fire of their agony. It isn't cool. It isn't funny. It's just sad.

While some people will hate me for being a Jew, I can chose not to be one tomorrow. Up and move to the mid-West join a church. Another Protestant success story! Most of my relatives are Christian. That's America for you!

Sadly a black person does not have that option. They are born and die another skin color. And, I foresee that the black man will always be feared, dreaded and despised in this country. For example, several posters on this board and elsewhere have expressed that one reason they enjoy IR it to see the woman "degraded".

Certainly the lack of any achievements on the African continent doesn't aid in changing that perception. At the moment the biggest item of note there are the queues to get their weinies cut like mine and Ishmael's to better avoid HIV.

What is truly sad is that you entertain yourself with trying to make people unhappy.

Giving me a reason to babble and babble just gets me hard!!






What a load of shit. Please go the fuck back to ADT or wherever you come from. You suck.

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#212311 - 01/05/07 10:54 PM Re: Is there a possibility
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

... and made it to your neighborhood, they'd make you into bars of soap ...




I think I know who you are now. :stagewink:

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#212312 - 01/05/07 11:29 PM Re: Is there a possibility
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Sadly a black person does not have that option. They are born and die another skin color. And, I foresee that the black man will always be feared, dreaded and despised in this country. For example, several posters on this board and elsewhere have expressed that one reason they enjoy IR it to see the woman "degraded".




Thankfully, I have no quabbles with black folk, only niggers. Those who you've essentially described above because they act on fear, intimidation, degradation and wanna-be thuggery to get their point across towards those whom they show aggression. A spade is a spade, not my problem if they can't handle being called on it, especially when they so willingly play the role. Maybe they should act a little more civilized?

Years of pent up, alleged oppression to "dominate" those they feel worthy of a beat down, whether it be verbal or physical - including da white womans. The answers to such "beat downs" are only worthy of stretching big lips even bigger, and stepping upon one's nose to make it just a little bit flatter.


As I said, that's not a black person you describe Fatman, instead the handle of the poster beneath you.

Quote:

"Chuck"s Spears & Barkley have "negro" avatars and of course the "BIFF's a Nigger" thread.




Hey, it's pointless to get offended over if you admit to being one. If that's the case, I have no sympathy for you, take a swing if you have a problem with my beliefs. Sticks & stones, right? That's always been my answer to such problems. Run your mouth with trash talk, and someday you'll get tossed into a dumpster with all the other human garbage.
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#212313 - 01/05/07 11:33 PM Re: Is there a possibility
Calvin Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Quote:

Hell SFOD Delta and the 75th Rangers took one look, ran like hell and never looked back.




Careful with that bullshit. The Rangers sent a relief column, left noone behind, and inflicted a 100/1+ casualty ratio. Clinton ran like hell. If he'd had the balls to send then back to settle the score, there wouldn't be a black man within 100 miles of Somalia who wasn't wearing a US Army uniform.
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#212314 - 01/06/07 12:45 AM Re: Is there a possibility
N-Word Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/28/06
Posts: 167
Loc: Billings,MT
Here is the point of my post since you obviously cant figure it out:

Dont believe everything you read.
We sent a force of the best soldiers on earth. What we deemed adequate obviously was not.
We underestimated the African militia.
Those Africans will rape your mother, slit your throat, and afterward act like they they were skipping stones on a lake
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#212315 - 01/06/07 01:02 AM Re: Is there a possibility
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Please go the fuck back to ADT
Sorry ADT "terrorist" not member.


or wherever you come from.
I was born in Brooklyn, but I don't much care for it. So I will stay where I live, thank you.



You suck.
Common enough opinion. Succinct, but unoriginal.



"Ms" Swift? Eh? Not so sure ....

Are you a "tranny" or a "chick with dick"?
Are you Mr. Diesel's alt-ID?
Or, are you a Republican who just gets off wearing the clothes?


Pics and Gia's confirmation required!!!

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#212316 - 01/06/07 04:02 AM Re: Is there a possibility
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Why folks be hating on The Fatman? The Fatman is ok, even if he misses the mark on the fact that this country is a Perpetual Union by posing excessively complicated peripheral issues. Anyway, fire away monkey cagers cuz methinks that The Fatman is a positive contributor to xxxporntalk.

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#212317 - 01/06/07 08:57 AM Re: Is there a possibility
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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I'm a bi-polar II who was misdiagnosed as depression, etc., for over 20 years.




I have a good friend who had the exact same situation-- at first they put him on Prozac, which apparently is the WORST thing you can give a bipolar individual, and indeed, it made him hallucinate. He's on Lithium now, which has helped tremendously-- I can't tell you how different he is now. And no, I'm not talking about Luke, or anyone you guys might know.
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#212318 - 01/06/07 09:58 AM Re: Is there a possibility
Abe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
Holly, hope I am not asking for too much here (or maybe I am) but could you please include a photo with your posts? Doesn't need to be an action shot maybe just you with whatever is in season from your garden ? Your fanboys need regular updates

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#212319 - 01/06/07 12:02 PM Re: Is there a possibility
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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At first they put him on Prozac, which apparently is the WORST thing you can give a bipolar individual.




From my understanding - and personal experience - some of the old tricyclics are even worse ... far worse.

An "interesting" method used to differentiate recurrent major depression from bipolar II is actually to give the patient ever increasing doses of an SNRI and see if the condition is aggrevated. In my case I went into an ever-faster cycling.

I glad to hear your friend has found something that is working for him!
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#212320 - 01/06/07 01:58 PM Re: Is there a possibility
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Quote:


I'm a bi-polar II who was misdiagnosed as depression, etc., for over 20 years.




I have a good friend who had the exact same situation-- .




You're talking about yourself, Holly. Just come clean. We won't judge you.
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#212321 - 01/06/07 04:53 PM Re: Is there a possibility
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
tris make you fat then you get diabetes. i think the standard is depakote or lithium(great tom wolfe article if someone wants to find it from "hooking up"). toss in some seroquel or topamex or whatev and bipolars=functional.

i'm not bipolar, i just have adhd and a shrink sister.
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#212322 - 01/07/07 03:30 AM Re: Is there a possibility
Abe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
While effective, lithium causes weight gain, can be cardiotoxic, cause hypothyroidism, tremor, polydipsia, polyuria, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. It also requires periodic blood draws to check levels and monitor renal function.
If this is acceptable to you, or your friend, great. But given the high rate of non-compliance due to side effects, you may want to consider alternatives.
Depakote is fine but comes with multiple side effects as well. It also requires periodic blood draws to check levels and hepatic function.

Lamictal is relatively weight-neutral, does not require constant monitoring and helps with both maintenance and bipolar depression. It can cause headaches and a rash which, if it progresses, can lead to Stevens-Johnson syndrome. But otherwise, the side effect profile is much more benign.

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#212323 - 01/07/07 04:21 AM Re: Is there a possibility
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
lam doesn't really work though compared to the old-gaurd stuff. that's like using wellbutrin over effexor or strattera over a stim-might work. probably won't. it's the first thing they give you if you "might" be bipolar. it's not a frontline-med for the serious cases.
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#212324 - 01/07/07 04:30 AM Re: Is there a possibility
Abe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
agreed, but do you think the Fatman is a serious case?
And if so, he has a case of _____________ (fill in the blank)
I would hazard a guess that obesity would be a problem and giving him a medication that makes him fatter would lead to
Oh wait, now I get it. Nevermind, continue with the Lithium or Depakote or Seroquel. Sorry about that. Forget I said anything.
Damn, I wish I had gone to the Ivy.

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#212325 - 01/07/07 04:45 AM Re: Is there a possibility
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
5 days manaic? that's serious. he's going to get diabetes, but that always beat a shooting spree or commandeering a commercial aircraft. no?
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#212326 - 01/07/07 04:46 AM Re: Is there a possibility
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
oh, and fuck you, there are 25 schools as good as ivies.
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#212327 - 01/07/07 10:46 AM Re: Is there a possibility
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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oh, and fuck you, there are 25 schools as good as ivies.




Does beating Brown count?
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#212328 - 01/07/07 10:55 AM Re: Is there a possibility
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
ucla, tufts, cal, williams,annapolis, wp, bowdoin, middlebury, duke, uva, unc, amherst, reed, ucsd, stanford, washington and lee, vandy, and a million others are EXACTLY the same school. someone needs to get the stick out of their ass because they went to community college. i talk about harvard because there's a fellow alum on the board and it upsets ghostshadow. chicago, rice, ut austin, the list goes on. none of them have ivy growing on them, they're full of smart fucks.


Edited by jamesn (01/07/07 10:58 AM)
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#212329 - 01/07/07 02:19 PM Re: Is there a possibility
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

ucla, tufts, cal, williams,annapolis, wp, bowdoin, middlebury, duke, uva, unc, amherst, reed, ucsd, stanford, washington and lee, vandy, and a million others are EXACTLY the same school. someone needs to get the stick out of their ass because they went to community college. i talk about harvard because there's a fellow alum on the board and it upsets ghostshadow. chicago, rice, ut austin, the list goes on. none of them have ivy growing on them, they're full of smart fucks.





+1 What he said



Seriously, if I could do it all over again, I would have gone to University of Hawaii or fuckin' Florida State.

Having a Harvard Diploma to elevate my ego with, use to open doors or chicks' legs (actually it only works on older women with survival instincts and a taste for Nieman Marcus Store Odors and atmosphere, their stores always smell unique)....is nice and all that, but I totally flunked "Snow, Wind and Ice -- A Analytical Laboratory Perspective" and "A History of Brick Sidewalks (Formerly Called 'Cobblestone Walkways 101')"....Never underestimate the potential mood effects for never knowing if you can get into a building where a class (or party, or Student Orgy) that you really NEED to attend can have upon you and your liver, when you are so bored and cooped up that all you can think to do is Drink, snort and order in for Pussy from one of Boston's FINE DISCREET GENTLEMAN's Service Providers. That was what Da Burglar TRULY learned at Harvard, how to be totally corrupt and debauched after the school made him in all the other areas....

James, I went through no less than 17 wheelchairs over 4-1/2 years in and around Cambridge...I seriously considered exiling myself up at the Quad and forcing Neil to hav my professors visit me in my room to lecture, while I lay in my bed in my bathrobe and Miami Vice loafers eating Fruit Loops while the university-provided Note taker (a 16 year old hottie from Cambridge Rindge And Latin named "Kristen") scribbled dirty erotica in my 3 ring "Harvard Celebrates 350 years!" binder....
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#212330 - 01/07/07 02:22 PM Re: Is there a possibility
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
what are those expensive scooters called? you should buy one.
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#212331 - 01/07/07 02:23 PM Re: Is there a possibility
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Lark.

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#212332 - 01/07/07 03:10 PM Re: Is there a possibility
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Burg, buy one for next week. Seriously. I remember how much fun the douche bag on the Segway had, swerving around people last year or whenever it was.

As a genuine wheelchair user, you can smash into assholes at high speed in one of those and do 'hard arrests' on porn whores by sweeping them off their feet and into your lap as you speed toward the exit.
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#212333 - 01/07/07 03:23 PM Re: Is there a possibility
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Burg, buy one for next week. Seriously. I remember how much fun the douche bag on the Segway had, swerving around people last year or whenever it was.

As a genuine wheelchair user, you can smash into assholes at high speed in one of those and do 'hard arrests' on porn whores by sweeping them off their feet and into your lap as you speed toward the exit.




Not bad Conky, you must have seen the Wesley Snipes/Eric Stoltz tearjerker "The Waterdance"....favorite line, a van full of 5 or 6 paraplegics in their wheelchairs almost gets in an accident with an 18 wheeler going 50 mph. The Korean crippled dude says "Good thing we are already crippled..."
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#212334 - 01/07/07 03:31 PM Re: Is there a possibility
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Not what I meant at all, Burg.

Although it does remind of the Christmas ep of Family Guy where Joe climbs a lamppost, falls to the ground and screams about his broken legs.


Edited by Conky (01/07/07 03:40 PM)
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#212335 - 01/07/07 03:41 PM Re: Is there a possibility
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Not what I meant at all, Burg.




dork, I was praising/agreeing with you, I just didnt want to do a gay-ass +1 :jamming: Oi! Oi! Oi!


Fuck it, Now I am locking this thread -- Sincerely yours, Da TupperWARE Burglar, former XPT Moderator
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#212336 - 01/07/07 03:44 PM Re: Is there a possibility
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ssri's exarcerbate mania. never give them to a real bipolar. i just want about 320 of oxy.
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#212337 - 01/07/07 03:47 PM Re: Is there a possibility
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you must have seen the Wesley Snipes/Eric Stoltz tearjerker "The Waterdance"....




Great Helen Hunt nude scene!!
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#212338 - 01/07/07 04:04 PM Re: Is there a possibility
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ssris exacerbate mania and tris do so in spades, and tris do induce obseity and diabetes.

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