It would require us individuals of great esteem and high IQ to rashly & simultaneously travel through the 3rd world drug-riddled neighborhoods that breed the walking-talking STDs you incorrectly label "humans" and sadly call "family".
Since my personal travels eschew the odorous environs of the evolutionary challenged and since - like with their ill-fated love affairs - these "drive by" types have a greater predilection for "doing their own", the odds would certainly NOT be in favor of such a bizarre untimely end.
Much more likely is the chance that I, at least, will pass quickly and happily from heart-complications after achieving orgasm while watching another free download of random black men doing ass-to-mouth from your mommy to your sister!!
"Is that a piece corn on the end of his dick?"
Look!!! Your mommy's got the "Dirty Sanchez"!!!
ARRrrrrrrrrggggggg!!!

My belly shook a bit like Gen's right leg there ......