Alternative titles for John's (excellent) article:
So You Wanna Start a Porno Company...
1. Set Fire To Your Money Instead!
2. Invent a Time Machine And Travel Back to 1990
3. Consult a Psychiatrist
4. Prepare to Be Sexually Violated by Retail & Wholesale
5. You've Never Met Anyone in Porn, Have You?
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I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH