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#212036 - 01/03/07 07:26 PM Fat Bitch Gets Peeps Trapped In a Cave
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Twenty-three people were trapped in a cave for nearly twelve hours on New Year's Day, when a twenty-five-stone woman got stuck in a small cave known as the 'Tunnel of Love'.

She was eventually freed in a complicated manouvre involving a pulley and some liquid paraffin lubricant.

Before going into the Tunnel of Love – in the Cango caves of South Africa's Western Cape - the woman had been warned that her weight might cause problems in the tight space, but she insisted on going.

During the twelve hour weight, the rescuers managed to pass supplies past the woman to the people trapped behind her, including blankets, chocolate, water, insulin and a bucket for their bodily waste.

They then succeeded in greasing the walls of the caves sufficiently that they were able to winch the obese woman out of the hole, shortly before midnight.

Hein Gerstner, the manager of the caves, told the AFP news agency: 'We regularly have people getting stuck in the caves for an hour or so, but never anything on this scale. This was a freak. None of our guides, some of whom have been here for more than 40 years, have ever seen anything like it.'

He emphasised: 'She was really quite a large woman.'



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#212037 - 01/03/07 07:32 PM Re: Fat Bitch Gets Peeps Trapped In a Cave
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I think this would make an interesting "Thriller" as the trapped cavers struggle with their resentment and contemplating puncturing and draining the blockage to gain escape. This would only be possible tho if there was no outside source of rescue...Or maybe there is and they have to also deal with such choices and decisions. Tensions of course mounting as time passes.



Just another example of the selfish greed of the obese.
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#212038 - 01/04/07 02:16 AM Re: Fat Bitch Gets Peeps Trapped In a Cave
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It's just like the episode of "The Oblongs" where fat girl Helga gets stuck in the sewer.


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#212039 - 01/04/07 05:39 AM Re: Fat Bitch Gets Peeps Trapped In a Cave
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Get A.A. Milne to write the script. Shouldn't be a hard adaptation.

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#212040 - 01/04/07 11:29 AM Re: Fat Bitch Gets Peeps Trapped In a Cave
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Get A.A. Milne to write the script. Shouldn't be a hard adaptation.




Winnie the Poo getting his hand stuck...Good one, B.
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#212041 - 01/04/07 08:32 PM Re: Fat Bitch Gets Peeps Trapped In a Cave
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Get A.A. Milne to write the script. Shouldn't be a hard adaptation.




Winnie the Poo getting his hand stuck...Good one, B.




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#212042 - 01/04/07 08:43 PM Re: Fat Bitch Gets Peeps Trapped In a Cave
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Ah! That's right. Poo himself gets stuck. My mom was more into reading me Stella Luna, the Frank Baum books, the Laura Ingalls Wilder books, The Hardy Boys, and Sherlock Holmes. The last started when I asked who Sherlock was when she said, "No shit, Sherlock." Books were the shiznit.

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#212043 - 01/04/07 08:48 PM Re: Fat Bitch Gets Peeps Trapped In a Cave
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Ah! That's right. Poo himself gets stuck. My mom was more into reading me Stella Luna, the Frank Baum books, the Laura Ingalls Wilder books, The Hardy Boys, and Sherlock Holmes. The last started when I asked who Sherlock was when she said, "No shit, Sherlock." Books were the shiznit.






The Frank Baum books!! So fucking cool!!!!

Actually, I got my Milne read to me by Mr. Disney ...
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