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when they're rich, emotionally unstable women get hotter.

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True dat. I was at a sweet 16 in high school and two seriously hot chicks from another school got into it over whose bmi was lower and whose myspace pics were stolen from some girl who had gotten out of recovery's profile. Instantly, the blonde was in a topless leg lock.

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I lied. MySpace wasn't invented yet and I'm older than Tom.

It was my yoga teacher's kid's party.

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