the other day. someone had it on at a party and i was transfixed as the chicks battled it out wearing sweatpants, sneakers and c. 1989 nba jerseys. it was always late night, some chick would call another one a ho and it was on like donkey kong- hair pulling, eye gouging and head-down windmill punching. surrounding the fight would be 30 spectators, mostly men shouting out "pull out a boob" or occasionally "beat that bitch". eventually the fatter one would tire out and throw a haymaker to stop the fight. rarely, someone would intervene.

i've never seen chicks fight in real life other than an obese chick brawl at a london pub. i clearly don't hang around the right mix of poor and emotionally unstable women.