A quick summary of some recently-aired shockers on
www.adultfyi.com:
Buck Adams was in the hospital...AGAIN. This time it was just a little stroke, nothing major like a heart attack or anything. Is Buck insurable anymore? Buck thought it was "funny" that the doctor recognized him. I don't think anything about a stroke is "funny," but when you're on first-name pleasantries with a cardiologist, you take what you can get. Buck, read my tribute I wrote to your ex last week.
In the porn-gossip style he's known for, Gene Ross tells the tale of HepC+ whore Erica Lockett who may or may not have stolen Dick Delaware's ID after Dick, who is also HepC+ said he wouldn't work with a HepC+ whore. Does she remember Dicky D was putting MMA holes through the wall of his apartment when Layla Rivera dumped him? Lockett has been HepC+ for 20 years. Not a big surprise here, but it does remind me I am negligent in keeping up on the newest and best venereal diseases in porn. The Clap used to be popular, but I heard that gonorrhea was making a comeback. Anyway, HepC is so yesterday, aren't we up to HepG now?
Mary Carey wigs out again. Supposedly Mariah Carey has filed trademark papers to prevent whore Mary "Carey" (real name Mary **o*) from using her assumed last name. Key:
Last name. Ex-governor contestant Carey was then quoted as saying, "She's Crazy!
Mary's my name!" Is your middle name "Idiot?"
Black Widow Talent seems to be circling the drain again. How nice of you to volunteer a rented house to shoot smut, then refuse to tell anyone where it is, how to get there, or anything else. Everyone gets picked and driven around by these guys. Isn't this the same guy who sent out letters to his DVD distribution customers last month telling them not to expect a payment anytime soon? Sounds like a blind date that turns out to be a sexual assault.
File all this under "news that isn't so shocking...."
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