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Yes, on the surface I thought that too - then I remembered that Asia Carrera is no longer hip. Thusly I concluded that the only hip misunderstood cum-guzzling self-professed genius is Sasha Grey.




Asia is the one who begged for money after her husband's death until she *remembered* about the life insurance policies.

It likely happened whilst you were on hiatus.

Clickety-Click. Barba Trick!

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I have no explanation why there's a complete blank when I try to remember buying that policy... but you know what? It dawned on me today that my "amnesia" is actually the closest thing to a miracle I think I've ever experienced. Because I realized that IF I HAD KNOWN about this policy when Don died, I am almost positive I WOULD NOT BE HERE TODAY. There are no words for how deep my despair was in the weeks after his death. I was prepared to give babyD to my friends to raise, because I didn't feel up to the task. I just wanted to die, I was so devastated. The ONLY thing that kept me from going to be with Donny was that I couldn't walk away from Catty, leaving her with no family and no money. But if I had known about a life insurance policy at that time, I would have probably sent Catty to live with her aunt & uncle on Donny's side, sent BabyD to my friends, and sent half the insurance money to each family and then gone to be with my husband








Nigga I have never been on hiatus. Even my wishlist is a nod to that whore.