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Maybe Gia. Probbly Gia. Boy.



I would never want such white trash gifts.

Erte sculptures? Shoot me if I ever think that sounds like a good idea.



It's been a cold winter Gia, I'm very disappointed in your decision to clothe yourself in gaudy finery but not your chihauhua. Pardon me for putting other's needs first, but what else should I expect from the Ice Queen





Nix on the chihuahua; I prefer bigger dogs I can run and play ball with. Guys, I'm not Chuck Barkley, but I like his banter. I like the guy, so I'll sew his dog a little sweater in my appreciation. How did you get into Mensa and forget you had life insurance? Ah yes, Einstein didn't know how to tie his shoes either. Yep, a misunderstood cum guzzling genius is so what's hip right now.
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