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Thanks guys, I really appreciate it, but how about you put your money where you mouth is. Here's my wishlist, for any purchase over $300 I'll include a personalized porn video where I say your name and masturbate with your gift, extra points for rare Erte figurines. I know it's two days after Kwanzaa but the life insurance isn't coming through and did you think I wanted to lose my husband when I was eight months pregnant? Think of the children

Coach Purse's
Coach items
Bob Machie Barbies
any designer Barbies
any new ones at Toys R Us
MAC Makeup
Ardell eyelashes #33 & 101
sold at any Walgreen's or Rite Aid
Victoria Secret size XS to SM
Express dress pants size 0
Any color fishnet thigh highs
White Gold
Tiffany jewelry or items
David Yurman
Gift Cards from:
Marshall Field, Saks, Neiman Marcus, Yonkers, Parisian, Walgreen's,
PetSmart, Express, Limited, Abercrombie, Hollister, Banana Republic,
Aldo, Spencers.
Chihuahua Clothing
Andrew Blake Videos
Rhinestone Costume jewelry
Statues of Liberty
Erte Figurines

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