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Methinks that El Jeffe ought to deal with phlog the same way that Comrade Stalin dealt with his opponents like Zinoviev, Kamenev, Bukharin, Tomsky, Rykov etc., that is he ought to readmit phlog if he denounces himself in the most degrading possible terms on the message board, eg. as a traitor to El Jeffe, closet faggot and really make him pour buckets of shit on himself in order to get back in for a little while, and then ban him again.

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Thanks guys, I really appreciate it, but how about you put your money where you mouth is. Here's my wishlist, for any purchase over $300 I'll include a personalized porn video where I say your name and masturbate with your gift, extra points for rare Erte figurines. I know it's two days after Kwanzaa but the life insurance isn't coming through and did you think I wanted to lose my husband when I was eight months pregnant? Think of the children

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Thanks guys, I really appreciate it, but how about you put your money where you mouth is. Here's my wishlist, for any purchase over $300 I'll include a personalized porn video where I say your name and masturbate with your gift, extra points for rare Erte figurines. I know it's two days after Kwanzaa but the life insurance isn't coming through and did you think I wanted to lose my husband when I was eight months pregnant? Think of the children

Coach Purse's
Coach items
Bob Machie Barbies
any designer Barbies
any new ones at Toys R Us
MAC Makeup
Ardell eyelashes #33 & 101
sold at any Walgreen's or Rite Aid
Victoria Secret size XS to SM
Express dress pants size 0
Any color fishnet thigh highs
White Gold
Tiffany jewelry or items
David Yurman
Gift Cards from:
Marshall Field, Saks, Neiman Marcus, Yonkers, Parisian, Walgreen's,
PetSmart, Express, Limited, Abercrombie, Hollister, Banana Republic,
Aldo, Spencers.
Chihuahua Clothing
Andrew Blake Videos
Rhinestone Costume jewelry
Statues of Liberty
Erte Figurines

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Maybe Gia. Probbly Gia. Boy.

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I would never want such white trash gifts.

Erte sculptures? Shoot me if I ever think that sounds like a good idea.

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It's been a cold winter Gia, I'm very disappointed in your decision to clothe yourself in gaudy finery but not your chihauhua. Pardon me for putting other's needs first, but what else should I expect from the Ice Queen

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I would never want such white trash gifts.

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I would never want such white trash gifts.

Erte sculptures? Shoot me if I ever think that sounds like a good idea.

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It's been a cold winter Gia, I'm very disappointed in your decision to clothe yourself in gaudy finery but not your chihauhua. Pardon me for putting other's needs first, but what else should I expect from the Ice Queen

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Erte sculptures are hideous but they can't be white trash because majority of his sculptures are of more ethnic women. White Trash wouldn't carry such things in their household LOL

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Erte sculptures are hideous but they can't be white trash because majority of his sculptures are of more ethnic women. White Trash wouldn't carry such things in their household LOL

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It's for white folk who read The Color Purple and they they're multicultural but still have fuzzy toilet seat covers and sweat under stretch velvet in the summertime at Ren Fairs when they're pushing 250.

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Erte sculptures are hideous but they can't be white trash because majority of his sculptures are of more ethnic women. White Trash wouldn't carry such things in their household LOL

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It's for white folk who read The Color Purple and they they're multicultural but still have fuzzy toilet seat covers and sweat under stretch velvet in the summertime at Ren Fairs when they're pushing 250.

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Nix on the chihuahua; I prefer bigger dogs I can run and play ball with. Guys, I'm not Chuck Barkley, but I like his banter. I like the guy, so I'll sew his dog a little sweater in my appreciation. How did you get into Mensa and forget you had life insurance? Ah yes, Einstein didn't know how to tie his shoes either. Yep, a misunderstood cum guzzling genius is so what's hip right now.

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Nix on the chihuahua; I prefer bigger dogs I can run and play ball with. Guys, I'm not Chuck Barkley, but I like his banter. I like the guy, so I'll sew his dog a little sweater in my appreciation. How did you get into Mensa and forget you had life insurance? Ah yes, Einstein didn't know how to tie his shoes either. Yep, a misunderstood cum guzzling genius is so what's hip right now.

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So Gia correct me if I'm wrong but this could be interpreted as a slight against Sasha Grey, what are your thoughts on her???

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So Gia correct me if I'm wrong but this could be interpreted as a slight against Sasha Grey, what are your thoughts on her???

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No, it has to be a reference to Asia Carrera. Everyone's favorite whitebread Asian porn star.

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Yes, on the surface I thought that too - then I remembered that Asia Carrera is no longer hip. Thusly I concluded that the only hip misunderstood cum-guzzling self-professed genius is Sasha Grey.

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I have no explanation why there's a complete blank when I try to remember buying that policy... but you know what? It dawned on me today that my "amnesia" is actually the closest thing to a miracle I think I've ever experienced. Because I realized that IF I HAD KNOWN about this policy when Don died, I am almost positive I WOULD NOT BE HERE TODAY. There are no words for how deep my despair was in the weeks after his death. I was prepared to give babyD to my friends to raise, because I didn't feel up to the task. I just wanted to die, I was so devastated. The ONLY thing that kept me from going to be with Donny was that I couldn't walk away from Catty, leaving her with no family and no money. But if I had known about a life insurance policy at that time, I would have probably sent Catty to live with her aunt & uncle on Donny's side, sent BabyD to my friends, and sent half the insurance money to each family and then gone to be with my husband

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It likely happened whilst you were on hiatus.

Clickety-Click. Barba Trick!

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I have no explanation why there's a complete blank when I try to remember buying that policy... but you know what? It dawned on me today that my "amnesia" is actually the closest thing to a miracle I think I've ever experienced. Because I realized that IF I HAD KNOWN about this policy when Don died, I am almost positive I WOULD NOT BE HERE TODAY. There are no words for how deep my despair was in the weeks after his death. I was prepared to give babyD to my friends to raise, because I didn't feel up to the task. I just wanted to die, I was so devastated. The ONLY thing that kept me from going to be with Donny was that I couldn't walk away from Catty, leaving her with no family and no money. But if I had known about a life insurance policy at that time, I would have probably sent Catty to live with her aunt & uncle on Donny's side, sent BabyD to my friends, and sent half the insurance money to each family and then gone to be with my husband

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Petsmart giftcards? Financial aid? Sounds like someone I used to know...

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Coochie's favorite is back!

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Ceara used to know Coochie/Barkley??

Or am I completely lost yet again?



I know. I know. USE SEARCH!

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Fatman, when you find all that shit out, please PM me the Cliff Notes. I'd look myself, but I have belly button lint to collect.

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+1, 'grizz.

Fatman, it was a conceit. A means to an end. Go do my research for me, doofus.

And in the meantime, enjoy this website

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