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Methinks that El Jeffe ought to deal with phlog the same way that Comrade Stalin dealt with his opponents like Zinoviev, Kamenev, Bukharin, Tomsky, Rykov etc., that is he ought to readmit phlog if he denounces himself in the most degrading possible terms on the message board, eg. as a traitor to El Jeffe, closet faggot and really make him pour buckets of shit on himself in order to get back in for a little while, and then ban him again.

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Thanks guys, I really appreciate it, but how about you put your money where you mouth is. Here's my wishlist, for any purchase over $300 I'll include a personalized porn video where I say your name and masturbate with your gift, extra points for rare Erte figurines. I know it's two days after Kwanzaa but the life insurance isn't coming through and did you think I wanted to lose my husband when I was eight months pregnant? Think of the children

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Thanks guys, I really appreciate it, but how about you put your money where you mouth is. Here's my wishlist, for any purchase over $300 I'll include a personalized porn video where I say your name and masturbate with your gift, extra points for rare Erte figurines. I know it's two days after Kwanzaa but the life insurance isn't coming through and did you think I wanted to lose my husband when I was eight months pregnant? Think of the children

Coach Purse's
Coach items
Bob Machie Barbies
any designer Barbies
any new ones at Toys R Us
MAC Makeup
Ardell eyelashes #33 & 101
sold at any Walgreen's or Rite Aid
Victoria Secret size XS to SM
Express dress pants size 0
Any color fishnet thigh highs
White Gold
Tiffany jewelry or items
David Yurman
Gift Cards from:
Marshall Field, Saks, Neiman Marcus, Yonkers, Parisian, Walgreen's,
PetSmart, Express, Limited, Abercrombie, Hollister, Banana Republic,
Aldo, Spencers.
Chihuahua Clothing
Andrew Blake Videos
Rhinestone Costume jewelry
Statues of Liberty
Erte Figurines

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Maybe Gia. Probbly Gia. Boy.

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I would never want such white trash gifts.

Erte sculptures? Shoot me if I ever think that sounds like a good idea.

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I would never want such white trash gifts.

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I would never want such white trash gifts.

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It's been a cold winter Gia, I'm very disappointed in your decision to clothe yourself in gaudy finery but not your chihauhua. Pardon me for putting other's needs first, but what else should I expect from the Ice Queen

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Erte sculptures are hideous but they can't be white trash because majority of his sculptures are of more ethnic women. White Trash wouldn't carry such things in their household LOL

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Erte sculptures are hideous but they can't be white trash because majority of his sculptures are of more ethnic women. White Trash wouldn't carry such things in their household LOL

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It's for white folk who read The Color Purple and they they're multicultural but still have fuzzy toilet seat covers and sweat under stretch velvet in the summertime at Ren Fairs when they're pushing 250.

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Erte sculptures are hideous but they can't be white trash because majority of his sculptures are of more ethnic women. White Trash wouldn't carry such things in their household LOL

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It's for white folk who read The Color Purple and they they're multicultural but still have fuzzy toilet seat covers and sweat under stretch velvet in the summertime at Ren Fairs when they're pushing 250.

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Nix on the chihuahua; I prefer bigger dogs I can run and play ball with. Guys, I'm not Chuck Barkley, but I like his banter. I like the guy, so I'll sew his dog a little sweater in my appreciation. How did you get into Mensa and forget you had life insurance? Ah yes, Einstein didn't know how to tie his shoes either. Yep, a misunderstood cum guzzling genius is so what's hip right now.

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Nix on the chihuahua; I prefer bigger dogs I can run and play ball with. Guys, I'm not Chuck Barkley, but I like his banter. I like the guy, so I'll sew his dog a little sweater in my appreciation. How did you get into Mensa and forget you had life insurance? Ah yes, Einstein didn't know how to tie his shoes either. Yep, a misunderstood cum guzzling genius is so what's hip right now.

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So Gia correct me if I'm wrong but this could be interpreted as a slight against Sasha Grey, what are your thoughts on her???

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So Gia correct me if I'm wrong but this could be interpreted as a slight against Sasha Grey, what are your thoughts on her???

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No, it has to be a reference to Asia Carrera. Everyone's favorite whitebread Asian porn star.

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Yes, on the surface I thought that too - then I remembered that Asia Carrera is no longer hip. Thusly I concluded that the only hip misunderstood cum-guzzling self-professed genius is Sasha Grey.

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I have no explanation why there's a complete blank when I try to remember buying that policy... but you know what? It dawned on me today that my "amnesia" is actually the closest thing to a miracle I think I've ever experienced. Because I realized that IF I HAD KNOWN about this policy when Don died, I am almost positive I WOULD NOT BE HERE TODAY. There are no words for how deep my despair was in the weeks after his death. I was prepared to give babyD to my friends to raise, because I didn't feel up to the task. I just wanted to die, I was so devastated. The ONLY thing that kept me from going to be with Donny was that I couldn't walk away from Catty, leaving her with no family and no money. But if I had known about a life insurance policy at that time, I would have probably sent Catty to live with her aunt & uncle on Donny's side, sent BabyD to my friends, and sent half the insurance money to each family and then gone to be with my husband

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Asia is the one who begged for money after her husband's death until she *remembered* about the life insurance policies.

It likely happened whilst you were on hiatus.

Clickety-Click. Barba Trick!

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I have no explanation why there's a complete blank when I try to remember buying that policy... but you know what? It dawned on me today that my "amnesia" is actually the closest thing to a miracle I think I've ever experienced. Because I realized that IF I HAD KNOWN about this policy when Don died, I am almost positive I WOULD NOT BE HERE TODAY. There are no words for how deep my despair was in the weeks after his death. I was prepared to give babyD to my friends to raise, because I didn't feel up to the task. I just wanted to die, I was so devastated. The ONLY thing that kept me from going to be with Donny was that I couldn't walk away from Catty, leaving her with no family and no money. But if I had known about a life insurance policy at that time, I would have probably sent Catty to live with her aunt & uncle on Donny's side, sent BabyD to my friends, and sent half the insurance money to each family and then gone to be with my husband

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Petsmart giftcards? Financial aid? Sounds like someone I used to know...

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Coochie's favorite is back!

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Ceara used to know Coochie/Barkley??

Or am I completely lost yet again?



I know. I know. USE SEARCH!

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Fatman, when you find all that shit out, please PM me the Cliff Notes. I'd look myself, but I have belly button lint to collect.

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Fatman, when you find all that shit out, please PM me the Cliff Notes. I'd look myself, but I have belly button lint to collect.

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+1, 'grizz.

Fatman, it was a conceit. A means to an end. Go do my research for me, doofus.

And in the meantime, enjoy this website

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What's that faint sound I hear coming through the jungle mist from the next valley? When the wind is just right I can hear it...it sounds like....drums.

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Those aren't drumbeats Bornyo.. Thats the 12 yr old phillipino boy you have chained up in your closet..

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Geezus, you still suck. You suck the life out of any thread you post in. Please die.

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Geezus, you still suck. You suck the life out of any thread you post in. Please die.

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Fuckpuddle.. I thought you stamped your high heals and left when jamesn called it quits.. atta bitch..you're back!!

Shouldn't you be postin smileys and one sentence "I have you where I want you nows" though?

You wanna join the "Lou Crew"? pm me for details..

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No Sergio, I watched the game...the Suns won as predicted. I didn't ask for your mommy to come over and deliver any sexual favors. You overthink everything, don't you? You need some XPT-relevant material to be the little bitch that you are. Without it you are a lost loser on this board, aren't you?

What would the Monkey say about you posting in his forum...brasileno losero.

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Geezus, you still suck. You suck the life out of any thread you post in. Please die.

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Fuckpuddle.. I thought you stamped your high heals and left when jamesn called it quits.. atta bitch..you're back!!

Shouldn't you be postin smileys and one sentence "I have you where I want you nows" though?

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Well, I got the rise on your tubby ass. As for Bornyo and being a Mod...I believe he's told me he prefers to not be a Mod, but if he does, I'll happily turn over my job to him. That just makes one other XPT dude who gets consecrated above you...I could care less. Ask Ivor Biggun.

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Fuckpuddle.. I thought you stamped your high heals and left when jamesn called it quits.. atta bitch..you're back!!

Shouldn't you be postin smileys and one sentence "I have you where I want you nows" though?

You wanna join the "Lou Crew"? pm me for details..

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Never been called a fuckpuddle before. Let me write that one down amongst the many names you've so queerly puked since you've been here. I think you suck. Willie and I believe bornyo think you suck. Really, I believe most of the regulars here think you suck. Yet, you keep posting just to see yourself post. You seem to be searching for acceptance here. You don't get it the way you're going. As far as I'm concerned, crawl back under that rock you came from. You type so many words in your posts and you say absolutely NOTHING with your internet Rambo act. Sit down and know your role.

me --> <-- Lousypher

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fatman for Gia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsX1X05o3Yo

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All we need now is Fatman chiming in with some nonsensical, long winded bullshit just to raise his post count.

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Congrats to the both of you for

THE MOST BORING FUCKING FLAME WAR EVER!!!!!!

All we need now is Fatman chiming in with some nonsensical, long winded bullshit just to raise his post count.

An all time low for the Cage, I must say.
Yawn.

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Sorry. I wasn't really flaming him, just stating facts. In the future, I'll keep my flames to one or two sentences.