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#211726 - 01/02/07 07:00 PM
My Vegas AEE idea
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I am going to offer Sasha Grey 2500 bucks to fuck me, except here is how it will play out.
She comes in, I lay the money down on the dresser and ask her to undress. Once she removes her panties, I am going to inhale deeply twice (in a sniffing-kinda way) and go "What's that smell?"
Then I am going to pick up my money, climb into my wheelchair and leave.
Existential? no Funny and cruel? I think yesssssssss
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#211727 - 01/02/07 07:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I think it would be funnier to go in the bathroom, turn yourself into a burglar-sized cockroach and come crawling back out on the ceiling.
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#211728 - 01/02/07 08:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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who the fuck keeps rating my threads one star? I love it..... :bananatwinkletwinklelittlestar:
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#211729 - 01/02/07 08:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I think they're doing it in threads where I post.
Dude I know you've said your hearing is going but do you still hear the voices? I do.
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#211730 - 01/02/07 08:09 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/28/06
Posts: 167
Loc: Billings,MT
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Mr Da Burglar, what exactly is the white substance in your avatar sandwich??
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#211731 - 01/02/07 08:10 PM
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Registered: 04/21/04
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nigga you got 2500 bones in cash money in hand? nigga we gots to talk.
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#211732 - 01/02/07 08:11 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
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Mr Da Burglar, what exactly is the white substance in you avatar sandwich??
Duh it's liquid cocaine, it's the only way he can lure in the prosties believing that even a handicap man has money. It's better than the last black in drug fashion, Meth. Everyone should slurp and be cool
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#211735 - 01/02/07 08:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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C'mon. Doesn't anybody recognize Marshmellow Fluff!! Or don't they have that any more? Fluffernutter? No? Anybody? FLUFFERNUTTER HOMEPAGE
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#211736 - 01/02/07 08:26 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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#211739 - 01/02/07 08:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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C'mon. Doesn't anybody recognize Marshmellow Fluff!!
Or don't they have that any more?
Fluffernutter? No? Anybody?
FLUFFERNUTTER HOMEPAGE
I'm surprised it's still a privately-owned company, and not Procter & Gamble or something thereabouts by now.
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#211740 - 01/02/07 08:51 PM
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Registered: 04/21/04
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Guapo, wtf? 2500 bucks? I make that in an hour son....you need a loan or something?
GOOODDAAMMMM you rich bitch. i dont make that kinda chedda in a month ..
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#211742 - 01/02/07 10:14 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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I am going to offer Sasha Grey 2500 bucks to fuck me, except here is how it will play out. She comes in, I lay the money down on the dresser and ask her to undress. Once she removes her panties, I am going to inhale deeply twice (in a sniffing-kinda way) and go "What's that smell?"
Then I am going to pick up my money, climb into my wheelchair and leave.
Existential? no
Funny and cruel? I think yesssssssss
I have an idea too for Vegas too Burg, how about you stop bragging about how much money you have to whores. Why you may ask, well that's because all the money in the world won't buy you control of your motor functions or the love of a good woman, and it's clear you're fixated on both. Normally I wouldn't say anything but one of my resolutions this year was brutal honesty, have fun at AEE, watch out for Hailey Young's black boyfriend (me)
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#211743 - 01/02/07 10:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I am going to offer Sasha Grey 2500 bucks to fuck me, except here is how it will play out. She comes in, I lay the money down on the dresser and ask her to undress. Once she removes her panties, I am going to inhale deeply twice (in a sniffing-kinda way) and go "What's that smell?"
Then I am going to pick up my money, climb into my wheelchair and leave.
Existential? no Funny and cruel? I think yesssssssss
I have an idea too for Vegas too Burg, how about you stop bragging about how much money you have to whores. Why you may ask, well that's because all the money in the world won't buy you control of your motor functions or the love of a good woman, and it's clear you're fixated on both. Normally I wouldn't say anything but one of my resolutions this year was brutal honesty, have fun at AEE, watch out for Hailey Young's black boyfriend (me)
Phew, wow....thanks bro, for snapping me out of it...holy shit what have I done???? What have I become???
You are totally 100% fucking right. I need to accept the fact I am a helpless, wheelchair bound cripple, and no amount of money will change that or people seeing that, especially chicks. I need to accept that I'll never know the....what was it you termed it as?...."The Love of a Good Woman?" Yeah.....<sigh>....thanks for setting me straight...
Good luck to you and Hailey. Just one question though bro....does she ever smell like someone who just came from having sex on a porn set (like within the last 5 hours)?? What's that like?
Hey, why dont you come find me at AEE...let me show you the extent of my "Motor Skills"...
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#211745 - 01/02/07 10:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Curiousity makes me ponder, King?
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#211747 - 01/02/07 11:12 PM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
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Just one question though bro....does she ever smell like someone who just came from having sex on a porn set (like within the last 5 hours)?? What's that like?
That's what usually happens when you fuck a different strange penis every SINGLE day without letting your cooter time to breathe and cleanse itself along side with your regular daily showers.
Whores never seem to understand my reasons behind why I say, DONT SHOOT EVERYDAY... 1.) you'll stink like rotting dead animal 2.) you'll be shot out in no time and then what with no edumacation?
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#211748 - 01/02/07 11:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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watch out for Hailey Young's black boyfriend (me)
Where did she go to?
She used to post here when I first registered.
![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/huh.gif)
Basically she was tweaked out to the bejeezuz at the Summer porno convention. After that I don't know what happened to her, she may be asleep in some Venetian blinds right now.
I'd start with this thread...
...then moving on to this one...
...and finish here.
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#211749 - 01/02/07 11:30 PM
Re: My Vegas AEE idea
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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Reasons Gen Padova tells whores not to shoot every day:
1. Butterface
2. Jealousy
3. Bitterness
4. Personality of a small dog
5. Pissmops Regret
6. Cancer
![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif) ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)
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#211750 - 01/02/07 11:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Who would have thought such a small cute girl, Hailey, could cause so much mayhem.
Edit: Willie linked the 5 hour stink revelation.
Edited by :King: (01/02/07 11:38 PM)
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#211751 - 01/02/07 11:42 PM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
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Reasons Gen Padova tells whores not to shoot every day:
1. Butterface 2. Jealousy 3. Bitterness 4. Personality of a small dog 5. Pissmops Regret 6. Cancer
![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif) ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)
Pissmop regret only because it didn't last long enough for me to do more of it and make you cry to your mommy because you can't seem to handle the fact that some people just have a dirty liking to a certain strange something.
Doing Butterface was my idea so go preach about it some more, it gets the word out to the fanboys! Thanks! ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)
I have nothing to be jealous or bitter over crack heads that rule the industry who cry over the fact that their so-called "career" is over in short of 2 years tops.
Small dog... well okay, yea I'm small and I can bark. It doesn't require talent. At least I don't hide behind a petty username you coward.
Now shut up and get back to your witty little writings you've seemed to spend wasting time conjuring just so you can get the same praise as Monkey does.
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#211752 - 01/02/07 11:55 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
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is it me or is this the most disturbing avatar ever?
No, it is disturbing. Almost as disturbing as the night my sister took me to the movies to see "Uncle Buck" when I was 13 and then fucked her boyfriend in the back row. It makes me sick to this day to think Jacko touched that cute kid Macauley whatshisname.
Gen thinks I hate her, but whatever, she needs to bring back the hot elf avatar where she kinda looks like Christina Whoreguliera, pronto.
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#211753 - 01/02/07 11:56 PM
Re: My Vegas AEE idea
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
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Reasons Gen Padova tells whores not to shoot every day:
1. Butterface 2. Jealousy 3. Bitterness 4. Personality of a small dog 5. Pissmops Regret 6. Cancer
![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif) ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)
Pissmop regret only because it didn't last long enough for me to do more of it and make you cry to your mommy because you can't seem to handle the fact that some people just have a dirty liking to a certain strange something.
Doing Butterface was my idea so go preach about it some more, it gets the word out to the fanboys! Thanks! ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)
I have nothing to be jealous or bitter over crack heads that rule the industry who cry over the fact that their so-called "career" is over in short of 2 years tops.
Small dog... well okay, yea I'm small and I can bark. It doesn't require talent. At least I don't hide behind a petty username you coward.
Now shut up and get back to your witty little writings you've seemed to spend wasting time conjuring just so you can get the same praise as Monkey does.
I'm sorry baby please forgive me
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#211754 - 01/03/07 12:02 AM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
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is it me or is this the most disturbing avatar ever?
No, it is disturbing. Almost as disturbing as the night my sister took me to the movies to see "Uncle Buck" when I was 13 and then fucked her boyfriend in the back row. It makes me sick to this day to think Jacko touched that cute kid Macauley whatshisname.
Gen thinks I hate her, but whatever, she needs to bring back the hot elf avatar where she kinda looks like Christina Whoreguliera, pronto.
I don't think you hate me. I'm indifferent really, perhaps I should have thanked you for clarifying earlier. I like ugly avatars better, it should be a reminder for us all that life isn't all that bad after all.
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#211757 - 01/03/07 12:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
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there are all kinds of fucked-up. my guess is burg's got enough doctors to live in a perfect state of fucked-up
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#211759 - 01/03/07 12:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
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no, but my crazy wife once managed to convince a GP that she needed a month of vikes because of ovarian cysts she never had.
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#211761 - 01/03/07 01:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
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any drug that makes vomiting a "unpleasant side-effect" has to be good burg. no? opiate2007orsomething.
Edited by jamesn (01/03/07 01:20 AM)
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#211762 - 01/03/07 01:32 AM
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#211763 - 01/03/07 01:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
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it's hopeless. there are "up" people and "down" people. the latter category consists of pure idiots or those who exist in near-genius most of the time.
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#211764 - 01/03/07 07:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Willie D: Thx. I took a "summer hiatus" from the board. Informative. Sad. Gen: Nice pic. Didn't know a person could mate with a hairless cat. Barkley: You couldn't hit Gen with your piss stream. You got no outside shot. "Wide left." Hayley needs "The Beachcomer" back home in Delray. Da Burg: Found no humor when I did the "Diff Penis" mantra. But, I did get a "Candyman" flashback as I got closer to 10. You should open "Da Burg's Heroin Beauty Spa for Whores". Mia: Stay Clean, Kid. Noah needs ya. :fatmanisafuckingadtfanboyanditmakesmesickbanana:
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#211765 - 01/03/07 09:42 AM
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aka Gen Padova
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any drug that makes vomiting a "unpleasant side-effect" has to be good burg. no? opiate2007orsomething.
We need to help Mia Rose avoid the "Aging" effects of Meth and coke by illustrating the benefits of heroin. It's for her own good, she's way too adorable and sweet to look like she's 48 years old by the time she is 24.
Oh shit....I feel a Padova "DRUGS ARE BAD BURGY BOY" rant coming around the corner....
Nah I've been over it. I like to make fun instead and encourage people to drink cascade for shits 'n giggles because I'm sure it's more nutritious than soda. Even encourage some to come up with a liquid cocaine to shoot up the veins on their temples. I'd imagine they'd be uber cool if they share with their friends.
Hey Burg, have a few more 'pills' before you get on the plane okay?
:hangingherself:
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#211766 - 01/03/07 10:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
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i've tried calling him like three times. pills beat plane every time.
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#211768 - 01/03/07 11:17 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Man, take a few days off and all heck breaks loose.
Happy new year, degenerates.
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#211769 - 01/03/07 11:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
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whores are unstrokable unless someone's sexually-assualted them
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#211770 - 01/03/07 08:37 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
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Loc: NYC
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That's what usually happens when you fuck a different strange penis every SINGLE day without letting your cooter time to breathe and cleanse itself along side with your regular daily showers.
Whores never seem to understand my reasons behind why I say, DONT SHOOT EVERYDAY... 1.) you'll stink like rotting dead animal 2.) you'll be shot out in no time and then what with no edumacation?
Ain't that the truth!
This should be on billboards on the 101. And definitely on the subway here in NYC.
Seriously.
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#211771 - 01/07/07 01:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Burg, which day next week are you going to hit on Sasha, and which hotel are you at? I want to break free from AEE and wait in the lobby for her when she storms out. I want photos of her funny eye weeping in self-pity.
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