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I am going to offer Sasha Grey 2500 bucks to fuck me, except here is how it will play out. She comes in, I lay the money down on the dresser and ask her to undress. Once she removes her panties, I am going to inhale deeply twice (in a sniffing-kinda way) and go "What's that smell?"

Then I am going to pick up my money, climb into my wheelchair and leave.


Existential? no
Funny and cruel? I think yesssssssss

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I have an idea too for Vegas too Burg, how about you stop bragging about how much money you have to whores. Why you may ask, well that's because all the money in the world won't buy you control of your motor functions or the love of a good woman, and it's clear you're fixated on both. Normally I wouldn't say anything but one of my resolutions this year was brutal honesty, have fun at AEE, watch out for Hailey Young's black boyfriend (me)

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Phew, wow....thanks bro, for snapping me out of it...holy shit what have I done???? What have I become???

You are totally 100% fucking right. I need to accept the fact I am a helpless, wheelchair bound cripple, and no amount of money will change that or people seeing that, especially chicks. I need to accept that I'll never know the....what was it you termed it as?...."The Love of a Good Woman?" Yeah.....<sigh>....thanks for setting me straight...


Good luck to you and Hailey. Just one question though bro....does she ever smell like someone who just came from having sex on a porn set (like within the last 5 hours)?? What's that like?

Hey, why dont you come find me at AEE...let me show you the extent of my "Motor Skills"...