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I am going to offer Sasha Grey 2500 bucks to fuck me, except here is how it will play out. She comes in, I lay the money down on the dresser and ask her to undress. Once she removes her panties, I am going to inhale deeply twice (in a sniffing-kinda way) and go "What's that smell?"

Then I am going to pick up my money, climb into my wheelchair and leave.


Existential? no
Funny and cruel? I think yesssssssss



I have an idea too for Vegas too Burg, how about you stop bragging about how much money you have to whores. Why you may ask, well that's because all the money in the world won't buy you control of your motor functions or the love of a good woman, and it's clear you're fixated on both. Normally I wouldn't say anything but one of my resolutions this year was brutal honesty, have fun at AEE, watch out for Hailey Young's black boyfriend (me)