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Mr Da Burglar, what exactly is the white substance in you avatar sandwich??

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Duh it's liquid cocaine, it's the only way he can lure in the prosties believing that even a handicap man has money. It's better than the last black in drug fashion, Meth. Everyone should slurp and be cool

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I think they're doing it in threads where I post.

Dude I know you've said your hearing is going but do you still hear the voices? I do.

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C'mon. Doesn't anybody recognize Marshmellow Fluff!!

Or don't they have that any more?

Fluffernutter? No? Anybody?


FLUFFERNUTTER HOMEPAGE

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C'mon. Doesn't anybody recognize Marshmellow Fluff!!

Or don't they have that any more?

Fluffernutter? No? Anybody?

FLUFFERNUTTER HOMEPAGE

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Guapo, wtf? 2500 bucks? I make that in an hour son....you need a loan or something?

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GOOODDAAMMMM you rich bitch. i dont make that kinda chedda in a month ..

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I am going to offer Sasha Grey 2500 bucks to fuck me, except here is how it will play out. She comes in, I lay the money down on the dresser and ask her to undress. Once she removes her panties, I am going to inhale deeply twice (in a sniffing-kinda way) and go "What's that smell?"

Then I am going to pick up my money, climb into my wheelchair and leave.


Existential? no
Funny and cruel? I think yesssssssss

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I have an idea too for Vegas too Burg, how about you stop bragging about how much money you have to whores. Why you may ask, well that's because all the money in the world won't buy you control of your motor functions or the love of a good woman, and it's clear you're fixated on both. Normally I wouldn't say anything but one of my resolutions this year was brutal honesty, have fun at AEE, watch out for Hailey Young's black boyfriend (me)

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I am going to offer Sasha Grey 2500 bucks to fuck me, except here is how it will play out. She comes in, I lay the money down on the dresser and ask her to undress. Once she removes her panties, I am going to inhale deeply twice (in a sniffing-kinda way) and go "What's that smell?"

Then I am going to pick up my money, climb into my wheelchair and leave.


Existential? no
Funny and cruel? I think yesssssssss

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I have an idea too for Vegas too Burg, how about you stop bragging about how much money you have to whores. Why you may ask, well that's because all the money in the world won't buy you control of your motor functions or the love of a good woman, and it's clear you're fixated on both. Normally I wouldn't say anything but one of my resolutions this year was brutal honesty, have fun at AEE, watch out for Hailey Young's black boyfriend (me)

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Phew, wow....thanks bro, for snapping me out of it...holy shit what have I done???? What have I become???

You are totally 100% fucking right. I need to accept the fact I am a helpless, wheelchair bound cripple, and no amount of money will change that or people seeing that, especially chicks. I need to accept that I'll never know the....what was it you termed it as?...."The Love of a Good Woman?" Yeah.....<sigh>....thanks for setting me straight...


Good luck to you and Hailey. Just one question though bro....does she ever smell like someone who just came from having sex on a porn set (like within the last 5 hours)?? What's that like?

Hey, why dont you come find me at AEE...let me show you the extent of my "Motor Skills"...

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Just one question though bro....does she ever smell like someone who just came from having sex on a porn set (like within the last 5 hours)?? What's that like?

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watch out for Hailey Young's black boyfriend (me)

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Where did she go to?

She used to post here when I first registered.

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Just one question though bro....does she ever smell like someone who just came from having sex on a porn set (like within the last 5 hours)?? What's that like?

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That's what usually happens when you fuck a different strange penis every SINGLE day without letting your cooter time to breathe and cleanse itself along side with your regular daily showers.

Whores never seem to understand my reasons behind why I say, DONT SHOOT EVERYDAY... 1.) you'll stink like rotting dead animal 2.) you'll be shot out in no time and then what with no edumacation?

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watch out for Hailey Young's black boyfriend (me)

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Where did she go to?

She used to post here when I first registered.

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Basically she was tweaked out to the bejeezuz at the Summer porno convention. After that I don't know what happened to her, she may be asleep in some Venetian blinds right now.

I'd start with this thread...

...then moving on to this one...

...and finish here.

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Reasons Gen Padova tells whores not to shoot every day:

1. Butterface
2. Jealousy
3. Bitterness
4. Personality of a small dog
5. Pissmops Regret
6. Cancer

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Pissmop regret only because it didn't last long enough for me to do more of it and make you cry to your mommy because you can't seem to handle the fact that some people just have a dirty liking to a certain strange something.

Doing Butterface was my idea so go preach about it some more, it gets the word out to the fanboys! Thanks!

I have nothing to be jealous or bitter over crack heads that rule the industry who cry over the fact that their so-called "career" is over in short of 2 years tops.

Small dog... well okay, yea I'm small and I can bark. It doesn't require talent. At least I don't hide behind a petty username you coward.

Now shut up and get back to your witty little writings you've seemed to spend wasting time conjuring just so you can get the same praise as Monkey does.

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is it me or is this the most disturbing avatar ever?

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Reasons Gen Padova tells whores not to shoot every day:

1. Butterface
2. Jealousy
3. Bitterness
4. Personality of a small dog
5. Pissmops Regret
6. Cancer

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Pissmop regret only because it didn't last long enough for me to do more of it and make you cry to your mommy because you can't seem to handle the fact that some people just have a dirty liking to a certain strange something.

Doing Butterface was my idea so go preach about it some more, it gets the word out to the fanboys! Thanks!

I have nothing to be jealous or bitter over crack heads that rule the industry who cry over the fact that their so-called "career" is over in short of 2 years tops.

Small dog... well okay, yea I'm small and I can bark. It doesn't require talent. At least I don't hide behind a petty username you coward.

Now shut up and get back to your witty little writings you've seemed to spend wasting time conjuring just so you can get the same praise as Monkey does.

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I'm sorry baby please forgive me

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is it me or is this the most disturbing avatar ever?

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No, it is disturbing. Almost as disturbing as the night my sister took me to the movies to see "Uncle Buck" when I was 13 and then fucked her boyfriend in the back row. It makes me sick to this day to think Jacko touched that cute kid Macauley whatshisname.

Gen thinks I hate her, but whatever, she needs to bring back the hot elf avatar where she kinda looks like Christina Whoreguliera, pronto.

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watch out for Hailey Young's black boyfriend (me)

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Where did she go to?

She used to post here when I first registered.

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Basically she was tweaked out to the bejeezuz at the Summer porno convention. After that I don't know what happened to her, she may be asleep in some Venetian blinds right now.

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Zonked brah, ZONKED....not tweaked, ZONKED

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there are all kinds of fucked-up. my guess is burg's got enough doctors to live in a perfect state of fucked-up

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That's what usually happens when you fuck a different strange penis every SINGLE day without letting your cooter time to breathe and cleanse itself along side with your regular daily showers.

Whores never seem to understand my reasons behind why I say, DONT SHOOT EVERYDAY... 1.) you'll stink like rotting dead animal 2.) you'll be shot out in no time and then what with no edumacation?

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any drug that makes vomiting a "unpleasant side-effect" has to be good burg. no? opiate2007orsomething.

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We need to help Mia Rose avoid the "Aging" effects of Meth and coke by illustrating the benefits of heroin. It's for her own good, she's way too adorable and sweet to look like she's 48 years old by the time she is 24.

Oh shit....I feel a Padova "DRUGS ARE BAD BURGY BOY" rant coming around the corner....

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any drug that makes vomiting a "unpleasant side-effect" has to be good burg. no? opiate2007orsomething.

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We need to help Mia Rose avoid the "Aging" effects of Meth and coke by illustrating the benefits of heroin. It's for her own good, she's way too adorable and sweet to look like she's 48 years old by the time she is 24.

Oh shit....I feel a Padova "DRUGS ARE BAD BURGY BOY" rant coming around the corner....

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Basically she was tweaked out to the bejeezuz at the Summer porno convention. After that I don't know what happened to her, she may be asleep in some Venetian blinds right now.

I'd start with this thread...

...then moving on to this one...

...and finish here.

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Excellent research, thank you Wilhelm!!

Might I add (since the thread is locked), from what I understand, Bad Ass Frank dated/fucked quite a few of his models.
BAF > < his girls

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That's what usually happens when you fuck a different strange penis every SINGLE day without letting your cooter time to breathe and cleanse itself along side with your regular daily showers.

Whores never seem to understand my reasons behind why I say, DONT SHOOT EVERYDAY... 1.) you'll stink like rotting dead animal 2.) you'll be shot out in no time and then what with no edumacation?

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