I am going to offer Sasha Grey 2500 bucks to fuck me, except here is how it will play out.

She comes in, I lay the money down on the dresser and ask her to undress. Once she removes her panties, I am going to inhale deeply twice (in a sniffing-kinda way) and go "What's that smell?"

Then I am going to pick up my money, climb into my wheelchair and leave.


Existential? no
Funny and cruel? I think yesssssssss