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Big Moose sucked a cock in a 3-way.
XPT got cited on SomethingAwful.
Ceara reveals a gangbang fantasy but is all talk.
Da Burg had a big party but should have just got a whore.
Sierra hasn't posted since becoming moderator.
Mia and Holly got a big spread in Fox.
People look funny when cropped onto a dancing elf.
Biff needs remedial reading help.
King changed his name and avatar hourly.
We concluded that SC left the US legally in 1860.
Everyone believes Saddam is in hell.
Holly Randall is XPT's choice to give a "Dick in the Box".
Jamesn bumped every thread in XPT but 3.
Gia looks like my mommy.
Kelly Wells is loopy but cool.
Ben got out of the bunny cage and started nibbling at Gia.
Sasha Grey continues to not be XPT's favorite whore.
Gen missed her bathing suit.
Calling people gay is still considered the ultimate put-down.
UFC fighting is gay.
Gunker makes great looking food - even non-Ukrainian dishes.
Jeff found some other whores ugly.
FatMan bombarded the board with 100s of pointless posts during his recent manic episodes.
No one noticed that you were gone.

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Nicely done, Fatman. You think you could do this on a weekly basis? I'm often in need of the 'Cliff's Notes' version in an attempt to keep up.

Two things though: 1)the Sinn did post a couple of times right after being named a mod, but nothing within the last couple of weeks, and 2) UFC is gay ? Where did I miss that one?

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