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i'm trying to catch up on a weeks worth of xpt, and someone needs to bring me up to speed- so no one likes phlog and gonzo's a man? what else have i missed?




Well, it seems the Bukkake Bear is residing in my Mendocino home, Charles Barkely doesnt like the fact I didnt invite him to my New Year's Eve party, which I survived intact along with my house despite having twice as many guests I actually invited, and furthermore he has me flirting/dating half the chicks in porn, which Gen vehemently denies on my behalf.

James, Willie and Bornyo continue to be the most interesting, brilliant posters, but I think Bornyo is annoyed with me because I wont send him a complimentary case of Eye of the Hawk ale.

We have also learned that Kelly Wells is completely sane, the baseball bats she sticks up her own and other chick's ass is a conscious, pleasurable choice.

I've been totally perplexed and confused about Gonzo Girl since day one....


So Eddie, when you making your Sojourn to Los Angeles?
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