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#211603 - 01/02/07 10:31 AM We've all been had
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
People we should have learned our lesson years ago. Look at this image again, carefully. Shenanigans.


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#211604 - 01/02/07 10:36 AM Re: We've all been had
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
I think I might be missing something here... I don't see a dick or anything... the pic looks airbrushed, but other than that, i'm not sure....

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#211605 - 01/02/07 10:40 AM Re: We've all been had
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I'm not ready to go all in on this, but look at the hidden hands. Look at the veins in the arms. The face looks masculine. Turning the body to make it appear more curved. The blonde wig. All this plus Mr. Steward saying it's a dude and I think it's open for debate.

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#211606 - 01/02/07 10:43 AM Re: We've all been had
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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I'm not ready to go all in on this, but look at the hidden hands. Look at the veins in the arms. The face looks masculine. Turning the body to make it appear more curved. The blonde wig. All this plus Mr. Steward saying it's a dude and I think it's open for debate.




Hmm... you make some valid, and interesting points. GG certainly looks ripped in the bicep area...

I think we need to see one or two follow up pics, to either prove or disprove this theory....

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#211607 - 01/02/07 10:55 AM Re: We've all been had
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
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eh, so we were tricked into thinking we were talking and some of us flirting with some one who, based on one picture and a statement made one poster(who owns this board, but still just a poster nonetheless), may or may not be a man.

It's not like any of us actually fucked he/she, is it?

Besides, there's a probably a lot of people on here who aren't exactly what they say they are. I mean, who really believes that Guapo is black?
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#211608 - 01/02/07 11:04 AM Re: We've all been had
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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I don't care if GG was faking. She's due props for the fact that she was a thorn in the side of ADT while this site was down.

And I still reckon GG is a chick anyway. It's only an issue with someone if they were hoping to get into her panties. Makes no difference to a person's posts.

What, you're going to tell me Smelly Monkey isn't a chimp with homemade prehensile thumbs next?
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#211609 - 01/02/07 11:10 AM Re: We've all been had
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
I thought Gia met GG from a previous convention? Or am I thinking of someone else other than GG?

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#211610 - 01/02/07 11:15 AM Re: We've all been had
Da Burglar Offline
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Flirting kills this place, I learned that a year + ago the hard way, even if it is inadvertent. If it goes on for more than a few posts or a couple days, it goes from being funny/cute to dumb. But it is an excusable sin if it is stopped and the guilty parties resume normal, mean-spirited or humorous posting.

I too thought Gonzo Girl was real, a fan Gia met at the show last year. if someone hijacked her persona/ID then the admin should be able to clear this up pretty easily....
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#211611 - 01/02/07 11:23 AM Re: We've all been had
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

I thought Gia met GG from a previous convention? Or am I thinking of someone else other than GG?




That's her. I met her at AEE 06 and we myspaced each other a few times. It's really her in those pics.
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#211612 - 01/02/07 11:24 AM Re: We've all been had
CharlesBarkley Offline
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Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
Quote:

Flirting kills this place, I learned that a year + ago the hard way, even if it is inadvertent. If it goes on for more than a few posts or a couple days, it goes from being funny/cute to dumb. But it is an excusable sin if it is stopped and the guilty parties resume normal, mean-spirited or humorous posting.

I too thought Gonzo Girl was real, a fan Gia met at the show last year. if someone hijacked her persona/ID then the admin should be able to clear this up pretty easily....




Burg let's go through the list of girls you've learned this lesson with on the board real quick:

Hailey Young
Mia Rose
Gia Jordan
Holly Randall
Ceara Lynch
Christy Lee
Gen Padova


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#211613 - 01/02/07 11:41 AM Re: We've all been had
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Flirting kills this place, I learned that a year + ago the hard way, even if it is inadvertent. If it goes on for more than a few posts or a couple days, it goes from being funny/cute to dumb. But it is an excusable sin if it is stopped and the guilty parties resume normal, mean-spirited or humorous posting.

I too thought Gonzo Girl was real, a fan Gia met at the show last year. if someone hijacked her persona/ID then the admin should be able to clear this up pretty easily....




Burg let's go through the list of girls you've learned this lesson with on the board real quick:

Hailey Young
Mia Rose
Gia Jordan
Holly Randall
Ceara Lynch
Christy Lee
Gen Padova






You left out a few...btw, can you make it anymore obvious you are a regular poster's fake ID created to simply stir shit and lob lame insults at obvious and easy targets? Show some creativity and originality instead of opting for the easy chickenshit way out to kill time that is obviously heavy on your hands like everyone else that posts here and gets involved in 'setting things right' and pointless flame wars? And before you reach for it, I admitted a long time ago my total boredom and apathy with life, as well as being able, to spend time here entertaining myself.
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#211614 - 01/02/07 11:45 AM Re: We've all been had
Conky Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

I thought Gia met GG from a previous convention? Or am I thinking of someone else other than GG?




That's her. I met her at AEE 06 and we myspaced each other a few times. It's really her in those pics.




That's when I saw her in her t-shirt.

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#211615 - 01/02/07 12:00 PM Re: We've all been had
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
If Gia says she is a she, that's all I need to hear. I think the public flirting did get a little out of hand though.

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#211616 - 01/02/07 12:03 PM Re: We've all been had
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Flirting kills this place, I learned that a year + ago the hard way, even if it is inadvertent. If it goes on for more than a few posts or a couple days, it goes from being funny/cute to dumb. But it is an excusable sin if it is stopped and the guilty parties resume normal, mean-spirited or humorous posting.

I too thought Gonzo Girl was real, a fan Gia met at the show last year. if someone hijacked her persona/ID then the admin should be able to clear this up pretty easily....




To XPT:

Phlog & GG's "thing" was beyond over-played and became quite grating. But, so does any schtick that is repeated without end.

But, why isn't she "real"? Because of a few accusations?

Is there anyone Jeff doesn't see as "one ugly whore"?




Of one thing I am confident: We are down 1 poster.




To Da Burg':
I'm sure you'll recover from your learned "lessons" just in time for the next hot porn babe to post here.

We all enjoy the occasional flirt. We're human. Enjoy!

C'mon man ... what Dec 27 gift did you get Ceara?
[That was just last week, dude. LAST WEEK!]



Give the kid a hug. The dead bunny head scared her.



Be well, my man!
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#211617 - 01/02/07 01:07 PM Re: We've all been had
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
There's no reason for me to be on that list. I talked to Burg for a little while in person at one convention and that's it as far as being personal. If that's all it takes then I guess we can put Willie in the same category as Burg with me but that's just really fucking stupid.

Better yet I don't think Holly or Gia even belong on that list either. Stop your exaggeration.

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#211618 - 01/02/07 01:16 PM Re: We've all been had
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

Quote:

I thought Gia met GG from a previous convention? Or am I thinking of someone else other than GG?




That's her. I met her at AEE 06 and we myspaced each other a few times. It's really her in those pics.



This is sufficient proof for me. So she got carried away with Phlog and the anal lab stuff. The only person not permitted to come back is Smartt, and one other shitbag whose name pafh I will not mention.

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#211619 - 01/02/07 01:20 PM Re: We've all been had
pinupmutant Offline
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Quote:


That's her. I met her at AEE 06 and we myspaced each other a few times. It's really her in those pics.




And did she have a strangely deep voice for a girl?

Trannie or girl, I don't care. But those tits...jesus, you could drive a truck through that gap.

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#211620 - 01/02/07 02:28 PM Re: We've all been had
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
That rule seems to apply to 90% of whores with fake tits.

Quote:

Trannie or girl, I don't care. But those tits...jesus, you could drive a truck through that gap.


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#211621 - 01/02/07 03:49 PM Re: We've all been had
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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#211622 - 01/02/07 03:57 PM Re: We've all been had
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

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Same subject? Much, much better.

:bananayoungvickilawrence:


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#211623 - 01/02/07 04:03 PM Re: We've all been had
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
kinda hot, actually.
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#211624 - 01/02/07 04:07 PM Re: We've all been had
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

kinda hot, actually.




Yes indeed. I think I now stand corrected. I should have known- she photoshops like a girl.

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#211625 - 01/02/07 04:38 PM Re: We've all been had
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

There's no reason for me to be on that list. I talked to Burg for a little while in person at one convention and that's it as far as being personal. If that's all it takes then I guess we can put Willie in the same category as Burg with me but that's just really fucking stupid.

Better yet I don't think Holly or Gia even belong on that list either. Stop your exaggeration.





+1 Thank you padover! Like 90% of everything I've ever done or been involved with in regards this board or this so-called 'industry', the truth is totally blurred by peoples' idiotic perceptions, and desire/need to believe what they WANT to believe. Not that I really give a fuck, but I'm one of the few 'real' people/posters on this awesomely entertaining and completely full-of-shit board...I hide nothing, trumpet my faults and mistakes as much as my good points, and let it all hang out.

But wait a second Gen Gen, we didnt just 'talk'....arent you forgetting riding around the convention center on my lap as I drove you to the bathroom? You actually are the perfect size for sitting on me in my crippled sled....I actually kinda enjoyed it, you are quite attractive from behind.
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#211626 - 01/02/07 04:47 PM Re: We've all been had
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Because you gave me a ride to the bathroom still doesn't consist of exchanging each others feelings, hanging out on a regular basis kind of thing. This sounds like a bunch of five year olds who make it seem like a kiss on the forehead is like having sex. Gayness!

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#211627 - 01/02/07 04:49 PM Re: We've all been had
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Gen kissed me on the forehead once
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#211628 - 01/02/07 05:18 PM Re: We've all been had
NitneLiun Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Quote:

Gen kissed me on the forehead once




A poor substitute for a foreskin kiss.
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#211629 - 01/02/07 05:22 PM Re: We've all been had
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Is a foreskin kiss suppose to feel good?

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#211630 - 01/02/07 05:45 PM Re: We've all been had
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Because you gave me a ride to the bathroom still doesn't consist of exchanging each others feelings, hanging out on a regular basis kind of thing. This sounds like a bunch of five year olds who make it seem like a kiss on the forehead is like having sex. Gayness!





SO did you enjoy the ride or not? I was hoping to impress you with my driving skills and awesome muscular upper body strength. I am sick of whores being attracted to and respecting me for my mind....
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#211631 - 01/02/07 05:47 PM Re: We've all been had
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
he's from harvard. means he worked on his biceps and his wallet. back to gg, more pics, asap.
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#211632 - 01/02/07 05:52 PM Re: We've all been had
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

he's from harvard. means he worked on his biceps and his wallet. back to gg, more pics, asap.





If that's really GG in the previous pics, then I am all for this...

To GG: do you have any with you eating a banana with a bowl of Special K in front of you, but without having poured the milk on the ceral yet? :bananabreakfastfetish:
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#211633 - 01/02/07 05:56 PM Re: We've all been had
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Quote:

he's from harvard. means he worked on his biceps and his wallet. back to gg, more pics, asap.



Good call. GG just take a pic of your beaver (full body shot open legged) holding a "GG loves xpt" sign and everyone will believe you.


Edited by lance69 (01/02/07 05:57 PM)
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#211634 - 01/02/07 05:57 PM Re: We've all been had
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
you're such a fag, email me before i tire of this.
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#211635 - 01/02/07 07:06 PM Re: We've all been had
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Is a foreskin kiss suppose to feel good?




If it's still attached to your penis, I would suppose so.
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#211636 - 01/02/07 07:32 PM Re: We've all been had
palmolive Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
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But wait a second Gen Gen, we didnt just 'talk'....arent you forgetting riding around the convention center on my lap as I drove you to the bathroom? You actually are the perfect size for sitting on me in my crippled sled....I actually kinda enjoyed it, you are quite attractive from behind.




and thats how it starts...

Burgerer may be the King of fanboy-luv but at least he has kept with the opposite sex. unlike phlogis...or possibly or maybe not. Either way flirting on a message board is pretty dangerous and pitiful anyway...like AOL or something.


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#211637 - 01/02/07 07:58 PM Re: We've all been had
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

But wait a second Gen Gen, we didnt just 'talk'....arent you forgetting riding around the convention center on my lap as I drove you to the bathroom? You actually are the perfect size for sitting on me in my crippled sled....I actually kinda enjoyed it, you are quite attractive from behind.




and thats how it starts...

Burgerer may be the King of fanboy-luv but at least he has kept with the opposite sex. unlike phlogis...or possibly or maybe not. Either way flirting on a message board is pretty dangerous and pitiful anyway...like AOL or something.







Go flagellate yourself some more dude....what, do you think you saved me from a broken heart or something? Or me tripping over Gen's nose and breaking 3 lumbar vertebrae on the way to the bathroom late at night after 'making love' to her with the windows wide open? It's a fucking silly ass satirical sarcastic inside joke....

Like padover said, we never exchanged post after post on this board (in fact, I didnt do that with ANY chick)... If you deem me a fanboy, thats your perogative, and for me to deny being a fanboy simply cements the perception that I might be one. WHo gives a fuck? Gen certainly does NOT...she sent me a scathing message the other day telling me that my Penis does not meet her standards and that I should consider myself banished from her life, except for her paysite... :bananachaching:
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#211638 - 01/02/07 08:09 PM Re: We've all been had
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
*barf*

Burg, you could pay for one year at a time for my paysite and you wouldn't notice a dent in your bank accounts balance because you're rich rich with a fat wallet and bulging biceps who graduated from Harvard. All more reason for me to suck up to the Ivy Leaguers... "who cares if your penis is small" is what the gold diggers would say. As long as she's getting her habit fulfilled and paid in thousands by the man who has the hottest Burglar Bear. Soooo sorry Burgyboy but you and I wouldn't work out very well romantically so lets not 'flirt' or else I'll not only get accused for having a prominent nose but I'll get accused for being a man just like GG.



Windsock, can you pass me some of what you're drinking please!


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#211639 - 01/02/07 08:21 PM Re: We've all been had
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

*barf*

Burg, you could pay for one year at a time for my paysite and you wouldn't notice a dent in your bank accounts balance because you're rich rich with a fat wallet and bulging biceps who graduated from Harvard. All more reason for me to suck up to the Ivy Leaguers... "who cares if your penis is small" is what the gold diggers would say. As long as she's getting her habit fulfilled and paid in thousands by the man who has the hottest Burglar Bear. Soooo sorry Burgyboy but you and I wouldn't work out very well romantically so lets not 'flirt' or else I'll not only get accused for having a prominent nose but I'll get accused for being a man just like GG.



Windsock, can you pass me some of what you're drinking please!






Not even if I pay for a nosejob for you and penile enlargement for me?

I was joking about your nose, how can I "trip" over it when I cant even fucking walk?

This is why I admire Have2Cit...he can somehow express friendship and respect for Padover and still be the kickass, badass intelligent psychopath that he is...my hero for the week of January 2 thru 9, 2007 is Have2cit, lets give a round of applause....

But....but wait gEN gEN, how about if I stick my penis in my Venus Flytrap Plant? Will that impress you? Will that make you think differently about me and the possibilities? We can adopt....we can even adopt children, from any country you want. How about an eskimo child from alaska, we might get the next Ava or Mia Rose?
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#211640 - 01/02/07 08:32 PM Re: We've all been had
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I'm against internet adoptions 100%. The last internet orphan James and I adopted spurned us, refused all advice and in general ruined any semblance of domestic tranquility we ever had.

It was terrible.

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#211641 - 01/02/07 08:40 PM Re: We've all been had
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

I'm against internet adoptions 100%. The last internet orphan James and I adopted spurned us, refused all advice and in general ruined any semblance of domestic tranquility we ever had.

It was terrible.





Was it an eskimo baby from Alaska? Female?
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#211642 - 01/04/07 10:47 PM Re: We've all been had
Abe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
Getting locked up and serving as Prison Bitch can't be much fun unless one possesses an elastic rectum and enjoys that type of activity. But if you are going to melt down, it might as well be for someone like this ...





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