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Casualty List:

2 goldfish

Someone scratched my picture window in my bedroom

Cig butts in the Washing machine in the basement (I thought I had locked the door)

ALL my food was pretty much eaten (fucking munchies)

Track marks on the lawn, lots of them...which means I will need to brush up on the espanol when I call the Mexican who does a decent job with landscaping, except he is usually drunk by 2 pm.

Someone did the old 'fake turd in the pool joke', a partially eaten Milky Way bar was seen floating on the pool's surface, then it sank...luckily no one turned on the heat otherwise it would have melted.


All in all, it actually wasnt as bad as it could have been.


James: I had a roomie who used to rent a room at the Harvard Inn everytime "reading period" came around before finals, he just couldnt get anything done in the dorm room with all the debauchery and shenanigans. Our greatest moment was "Six Kegs Over Qunicy House #5" during Spring Semester reading period 1990, 2 days before exams started...we went through 5 kegs in 2-1/2 hours, possibly a school record....we saved keg #6 (and the reserve cases) for after exams.) Harvard now has a "Fun Czar"...back when I was there, I probably qualified as that. For some reason I found myself so nostalgic (i.e. Bored, sobriety does that to me) this New Years Eve. It sucks getting old...but the Charles was my favorite place to hang out (especially senior year), I used to play Chopsticks on the Piano in the lobby until the manager would ask me to stop...quite often people would put money in the flower pot atop the piano (back then I looked like a poor crippled drunk, which I basicaly was...one night I cleared 90 bucks, but I fucked up the piano and was asked not to return.)

Gia - 3-4 grand INCLUDES the cost of my date, silly girl. But on New Yeaqrs eve, many of the hotels in San Fran were asking 800-900 bucks minimum...


And finally to our newest annoying yet entertaining prick who is NOT the Monkey, Charles barkley: We have pictures of the evenings debauchery, but they are private since several prominent and succesful people were in attendance and dont want themselves plastered all over the net...however, if you want to see them, you can register and sign/certify to agree to keep them to yourself. Call my assistant/sex slave at 707-867-5309 and ask for Jenny. :bananavh1ilovethe80s:



Admit it Burg, you haven't hobnobbed with prominent or successful people since Harvard gave you a pity diploma.