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... but his focus on the butthole really calls that into question. Heteros gotta love the vagina, first and foremost.



That is why the "GG is a dude!" stuff hit him so hard. That is when you could tell he was breaking down. People mocked him for being home on NYE, and suddenly he announced that he had to leave for a party. Then, he posts from the "party". Apparently, he met some chick with "gumdrop tits" and she is blowing him right now. Lucky there is a laptop with internet connection in the room, so he logs on and posts, while being blown, to brag about his accomplishment. Why would assman care about a blowjob? Does she have three fingers up his ass, which is, after all, his ultimate source of sexual gratification?

It was all just so high school. "I went to the prom. It was at another school! In Canada. The pictures got lost in the mail."
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