You made mention that you and GG talk on the phone, god I'd love to hear those conversations, has she been crying in your ear all night? Did you promise her that you'd exact your revenge on the big bad pornographer? I can just imagine her sniffling long-distance and you going "It's okay baby, it'll all be okay" and her voice picking up a little, "...really? what are you going to do?" as you ready yourself for another long night camped in front of the computer, pouring over gay porn, delicately cropping and using the blend tool to get it just right. Do you mistake her sighs of disappointment for arousal or (even worse) does she pretend to find it funny?