Let me get us started:

Willie D: "Accidently" plows his car into Drew and Steph while vacationing in Maine. The Judge declares it the first "justifiable vehicular manslaughter" ever.

Elaborator & Gunker: Married in Vermont. Darren James joins them for a honeymoon threesome. Later divorced due to "irreconcilable similarities".

King: Love can't keep him from Quinne. Neither can the restraining order.

Chico Travieso: Finds someone he CAN beat at MMA when a girl scout refuses to take "I don't want any damn cookies" for an answer.

Guapo: After a traffic stop with the LAPD, he swears off pretending to be Black for good.

Monstar: Seriously ill after Courtney Cummz's jealous boyfriend gives him a smallpox-infected blanket.

jamesn: The caps lock button on his keyboard gets stuck "on", driving him to commit suicide.

G G: Will always shout "Phlog" during sex - and not just when fucking Phlog. Gilbert is gonna be pissed.