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I predict Phlogiston's co-worker gets the girl and he gets a junkie chick with a dick on the internet. Oh wait, that was 2006. Stop posting, get AIDS and die.

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I predict Phlogiston's co-worker gets the girl and he gets a junkie chick with a dick on the internet. Oh wait, that was 2006. Stop posting, get AIDS and die.

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I predict Phlogiston's co-worker gets the girl and he gets a junkie chick with a dick on the internet. Oh wait, that was 2006. Stop posting, get AIDS and die.

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oh, i have a penis? bend over, asshole.

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No, but you do have a crack pipe and a fucked up pair of titties.

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I predict Phlogiston's co-worker gets the girl and he gets a junkie chick with a dick on the internet. Oh wait, that was 2006. Stop posting, get AIDS and die.

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oh, i have a penis? bend over, asshole.

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You have an internet girlfriend with a meth problem and three kids.

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You are a power-bottom with an internet boyfriend named after a dishwashing soap.

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You have an internet girlfriend with a meth problem and three kids.

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You are a power-bottom with an internet boyfriend named after a dishwashing soap.

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Wow I really love what you did with this response, replacing the nouns of my post, this is like playing madlibs with Mike Ramone. Hang up your whip and go back to the anal laboratory, Master, really this is just too much, I must concede

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You have Magic Johnson's t-cell count.

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Wow I really love what you did with this response, replacing the nouns of my post, this is like playing madlibs with Mike Ramone. Hang up your whip and go back to the anal laboratory, Master, really this is just too much, I must concede

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G G: Will always shout "Phlog" during sex - and not just when fucking Phlog. Gilbert is gonna be pissed.

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Phlogiston = a gay AC Cream

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G G: Will always shout "Phlog" during sex - and not just when fucking Phlog. Gilbert is gonna be pissed.

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Phlogiston = a gay AC Cream

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G G: Will always shout "Phlog" during sex - and not just when fucking Phlog. Gilbert is gonna be pissed.

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Phlogiston = a gay AC Cream

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Jeff = future prison bitch stars in his cell block's production of Anal Full Nelson.

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Holy fucking shit thats funny.

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The best thing about the above post is that Phlogiston's only recourse is photoshopping, whereas Steward could just reroute the filthy lucre he'll spend on DVD sleeves in January alone to get Phlogiston's entire family donkeypunched by Steven French.

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Sorry it made you puke, Jack. When I retire the "anal lab" joke on Saturday, it will become my new signature.

Maybe this one instead?

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When I retire the "anal lab" joke on Saturday, it will become my new signature.

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I removed some pics posted by Phlogistan and banned him because I personally think the guy is being an idiot. Fuckin' meltdowns.

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I removed some pics posted by Phlogistan and banned him because I personally think the guy is being an idiot. Fuckin' meltdowns.

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Phlog, why are you bringing Jeffy into this?

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Jeff was the one who called GG a "man" - which was beyond mean - and this post directly led to the barrage of attacks on her & Phlog.

But, Jeff isn't noted for his loving kindness when dealing with women on this site. :understandmentbanana#1:

Phlog's emotional defense and over-the-top attacks may have been a reaction to his sexuality being questioned by being accused of being with a "man".

The "lab" had been over-played :understatmentbanana#2:

Phlog's immature boasting irked many. Phlog's attacks on certain political beliefs irked others.

Phlog "gave" real good here, but he couldn't ever "take" a blow. And, this inability to "let go", laugh at his failings and allow someone the last word -- or at least let someone's attack roll off his back -- contributed to the melt-down.



I am happy to see the "lab" destroyed.
I am sad to see GG go.

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Phlog, why are you bringing Jeffy into this?

I fear you will soon be in Dead XPT Poster Storage with Hypnokook and Smart.

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I guess I'm proud of my fellow xpt'ers for not making the obvious joke about Phlogiston going up in smoke.



I feel bad for the boy, I feel I led him here after his ban from adt, and now he's a young man without a porn forum.

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I guess I'm proud of my fellow xpt'ers for not making the obvious joke about Phlogiston going up in smoke.





I feel bad for the boy, I feel I led him here after his ban from adt, and now he's a young man without a porn forum.

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BTW, I joined ADT a couple days ago and I was banned today after only 26 posts. The reason appears to be a combination of asking Steph to apply her etiquette rules to herself and her moderators and the fact that I said I would not be buying from the site.

I never even cursed!!



Hope Tony's XPT penalty box is big enough for when its my turn ...

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I reject the notion that their is a minimum requirement or a hierarchy here of anykind save for Steward and his Aurora Quck fueled bat wielding both literal and figurative. That said, you are begining to not come off so well, sir. A little anxious eagering to pleasness is poking through, you obese sucker of fat cocks.

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A little anxious eagering to pleasness is poking through, you obese sucker of fat cocks.

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We gone over this in PMs.
No, I have not sucked cock.
And, no I'm not interested in yours.

Sorry!




A red bull & vodka for ya!

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Methinks that what I like about the padover is that she follows Polonius' advice to Laertes.

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Here ya go sweets - the good stuff is at the end, but it is all good advice. Ironic - since the good advice comes from a fatuous blowhard.


Act I, sc 3
LORD POLONIUS:
Yet here, Laertes! aboard, aboard, for shame!
The wind sits in the shoulder of your sail,
And you are stay'd for. There; my blessing with thee!
And these few precepts in thy memory
See thou character. Give thy thoughts no tongue,
Nor any unproportioned thought his act.
Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.
Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,
Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel;
But do not dull thy palm with entertainment
Of each new-hatch'd, unfledged comrade. Beware
Of entrance to a quarrel, but being in,
Bear't that the opposed may beware of thee.
Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice;
Take each man's censure, but reserve thy judgment.
Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy,
But not express'd in fancy; rich, not gaudy;
For the apparel oft proclaims the man,
And they in France of the best rank and station
Are of a most select and generous chief in that.
Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
This above all: to thine ownself be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
Farewell: my blessing season this in thee!

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Is this that graduation speech that everyone says Geo. Carlin or Andy Rooney wrote?

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Methinks that what I like about the padover is that she follows Polonius' advice to Laertes.

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I don't recall Shakespeare literature all too well mainly because it was cheesey and well it didn't catch my attention much. So um... Ivor, I'm utterly stupid and I just don't understand.

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Hamlet Act I Scene III

Polonius to his son Laertes who is off to France:
"This above all: To thine own self be true"



Right on the money, I think!

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Well, at least they're nice enough to give you a reason, as if it's not often enough too fucking obvious. ADT doesn't give you that closure.

Fatman = ADT's RVitello = excellence! Way to stir the shit!

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Here ya go sweets - the good stuff is at the end, but it is all good advice. Ironic - since the good advice comes from a fatuous blowhard.


Act I, sc 3
LORD POLONIUS:
Yet here, Laertes! aboard, aboard, for shame!
The wind sits in the shoulder of your sail,
And you are stay'd for. There; my blessing with thee!
And these few precepts in thy memory
See thou character. Give thy thoughts no tongue,
Nor any unproportioned thought his act.
Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.
Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,
Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel;
But do not dull thy palm with entertainment
Of each new-hatch'd, unfledged comrade. Beware
Of entrance to a quarrel, but being in,
Bear't that the opposed may beware of thee.
Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice;
Take each man's censure, but reserve thy judgment.
Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy,
But not express'd in fancy; rich, not gaudy;
For the apparel oft proclaims the man,
And they in France of the best rank and station
Are of a most select and generous chief in that.
Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
This above all: to thine ownself be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
Farewell: my blessing season this in thee!

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That's the best Shakespeare I've ever read. Thanks!

(when I saw the word "polonius" for the first time in this thread I thought it was a typo for polonium, it took some thinking )

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I have no issues with Phlog but the penalty box is funny. The rule has to be, fuck with El Jeffe and you pay the price. This is his house we're defiling.

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Well, SooperG.

Look like a ...., Walks like a ...., IS A Snivelling Suck UP!





[Still have some ADT on me]

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... but his focus on the butthole really calls that into question. Heteros gotta love the vagina, first and foremost.

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... but his focus on the butthole really calls that into question. Heteros gotta love the vagina, first and foremost.

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Phlog, why are you bringing Jeffy into this?

I fear you will soon be in Dead XPT Poster Storage with Hypnokook and Smart.

And why?

OVER SOME CHICK!!!!

Dude, I understand you like GG, but defending her honor has totally gotten out of hand. If it were my name in place of hers, I'd feel the same way.

Either way, IT'S STILL JUST SOME CHICK.

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Wow,I leave town and miss all of the fun.Let me start by saying this rules. Nothing beats watching a simpleton meltdown ala Smart.Thanks dude,you really made my day.

Dude cant get a chick in the real world which is why he freaked so hard.He really believed he was having some kind of relationship with someone on the internet. Man this is good.I cant stop laughing.The best part is hes defending his love for a guy posing as a girl. Priceless Damn,life is good.

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8:45: Phlog arrives at party.
8:50: Phlog wonders why so many people are leaving.
8:55: Phlog mixes "cocktails" from abandoned drinks.
9:00: Phlog commandeers TV and selects "A Nashville New Year with Sean Hannity." (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,239224,00.html)
9:05: Phlog talks up 200-pound chick with XPT exploits.
9:10: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
9:15: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
9:20: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
9:25-10:00: Phlog is in bathroom, wishing he took Imodium AD before leaving home.
10:05: Phlog is in bathroom searching shower drain for public hair to add to collection.
10:10: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
10:15: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
10:20: Party host realizes secret of Phlog's "cocktails" and cleans up, discarding abandoned drinks.
10:25: Phlog loudly announces that he has another party to go to and leaves.
10:30-11:00: Various brown-skinned motorists are yelled at by Phlog if they have a green card and/or they are terrorists and/or they've ever made love to a goat.
11:00-11:20: Phlog is in bathroom, searching for his Imodium AD.
11:21: Phlog begins shower to clean up a non-Imodium AD regimen-related mishap.
11:22-12:16: Phlog passes out in shower.
12:17: Phlog is awakened by neighbor's fireworks.
12:18-12:20: Phlog yells at neighbors and asks them if they have a green card and/or they are terrorists and/or they've ever made love to a goat.
12:25: Phlog puts Pizza Rolls in microwave.
12:26-4:00 Phlog passes out on recliner.
4:01: Phlog rewarms Pizza Rolls in microwave.
4:02: Phlog eats Pizza Rolls and loudly exclaims "Happy New Year."

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I'm curious what the evidence is that GG is a meth head? We don't know if (s)he has a penis or not, Gia apparently spoke to him/her once at a convention, Phlog has never met her - where did the story start that she is on drugs? Or is it just an automatic assumption, something like Rule 1A about whores?

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She says she was a meth addict, but no longer. I'm still trying to figure out where they got the "child abuse" thing. That's not an accusation to be thrown around lightly IMO.

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Someone mean thought it would be funny.
Others just parroted.