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#211143 - 12/31/06 02:52 PM
Send the Modorator GIFTS?¿?¿? WTF!?!?!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I've never read or posted on ADT. But after all the hub-bub and James's request for our IDs and the chance to take a few kishkas....
I always keep an open-mind. And, I know there is some "baggage" between posters here and there.
I decided to read the rules for posting before getting a "handle" with the understanding that ADT is for the more "genteel" going in. BUT ..........
Steph's "Moderator" definition kills me:
"Moderators are wonderful people who volunteer their time to help keep our forum organized, friendly and informative."
WTF?!?! Potential Nobel-prize nominees!!
No evidence that Steph is "wonderful", but she will be proven "spell-check challenged" -- keep reading.
[Humble Apologies to FOX Magazine guy - you have been proven correct].
"Please thank them regularly and send gifts occassionally. "
OM-MOTHERFUCKIN'-G!!!!
Send them GIFTS?!?!?
I can see this at XPT. "Hey, Tony Malice, I got ya' gift right here: STUGOTS!!"
Occassionally?!?
[sic - misspelled on site]
More than one is expected?
Is there an Amazon "wish list" akin to the one posted by XPT's jelly-footed temptress?
What's the price range?
Are there moderator e-cards and holiday reminders?
Can you be banned for a lack-luster gift?
Can you pay off to slander AC Cream? [see I'm already taking sides!]
"Posting a bunch of crazed nonsense about democracy and free speech will only lead to the deactivation of your account."
I guess my 72-page rant on the validity of SC's secession is "RIGHT OUT! ...
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#211145 - 12/31/06 03:19 PM
Re: Send the Modorator GIFTS?¿?¿? WTF!?!?!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#211146 - 12/31/06 03:23 PM
Re: Send the Modorator GIFTS?¿?¿? WTF!?!?!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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She's actually canvassing for gifts? That's unbelievable.
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I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#211148 - 12/31/06 04:19 PM
Re: Send the Modorator GIFTS?¿?¿? WTF!?!?!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Fundamental Law of Porn #40212: Unless you are truly in porn and taking it up the ass ON FILM, do not ask for gifts from people on porn boards.
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#211150 - 12/31/06 04:43 PM
Re: Send the Modorator GIFTS?¿?¿? WTF!?!?!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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I've got a gift, I'll even put a bow on it 
[Hardware picks up mod stick] Send gifts to all the ADT moderators, or I will lock every thread on that message board. [Hardware puts down mod stock]
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#211151 - 12/31/06 05:04 PM
Re: Send the Modorator GIFTS?¿?¿? WTF!?!?!
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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Fundamental Law of Porn #40212: Unless you are truly in porn and taking it up the ass ON FILM, do not ask for gifts from people on porn boards.
And only beg for money once you've taken it up the ass a million times begging for gifts when your asshole has inverted. 
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#211154 - 01/01/07 03:15 PM
Re: Send the Modorator GIFTS?¿?¿? WTF!?!?!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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This morning I discovered that you need a special kind of envelope or the shit just soaks through it. I don't want a postal worker upset at me instead of an ADT mod.
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#211155 - 01/01/07 06:52 PM
Re: Send the Moderator GIFTS?¿?¿? WTF!?!?!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Here is one of my favorite email replies from Moderator Bill Broderick:
We want one on one disussions taken offline. Berating an ADT member via e-mail is no nore acceptable than berating him in the forum.
We don't want you smartass comments to him made in the forum, via e-mail, via USPS or face to face. We want you to leave him the fuck alone. Is that clear enough for you?
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Steph's "Moderator" definition kills me:
"Moderators are wonderful people who volunteer their time to help keep our forum organized, friendly and informative."
Wonderful indeed!!
Of course, the nameless guy in question is high on my list of fan fags who needs to be roasted here at XPT.
Did Denver Don get nixed? Or did he bow out after his security fuck up? Outside of moderating, he wasn't seen for the past year at all.
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#211157 - 01/01/07 06:55 PM
Re: Send the Modorator GIFTS?¿?¿? WTF!?!?!
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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I wonder how many "gifts" Denver Don has sent Steph and Drew since he got 86'ed from the inner circle? Think they are still on the Secular Holiday Card list?
Over the hacking incident? I figured Denver Don's lips were surgically grafted to Steph's ass, liek CharlesBarkley's mouth to a tranny's syphilitic cock.
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#211158 - 01/01/07 08:28 PM
Re: Send the Modorator GIFTS?¿?¿? WTF!?!?!
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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Quote:
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Fundamental Law of Porn #40212: Unless you are truly in porn and taking it up the ass ON FILM, do not ask for gifts from people on porn boards.
And only beg for money once you've taken it up the ass a million times begging for gifts when your asshole has
inverted.
What if your husband kills hi.. I mean dies and you say you have no life insurance? Is begging permitted then?
It's possible but I find it petty and pathetic. If you can't afford to fork out the cash to cover the funeral and all then you might as well just give up and call it quits with life. Life insurance is cheap.
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