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Hey, it's New Year's Eve. I'm supporting Tony Bennett later tonite. We got gigs, people, gigs.




On our 20th wedding anniversary I asked my wife what sort of gift she'd like. She said "I wanna go somewhere I haven't been before". I said, "Try the kitchen".




Benny Hill.
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."