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Sex means so much to Phlogiston that he'll sit up on NYE and lie about getting HJ's from "Jessica". Did you really expect any of us to believe that? And if we did, that we'd be impressed? Some high fives from your pals at XPT? I thought it was a lame joke but now it's just even more proof you're a sad sorry sack a dozen posts away from being the AC Cream of unfuckable soccer moms. Tell me, were you one of the revelers having sex next to Daburg's above-ground pool?



Another aggrieved virgin who thinks nobody else is having sex because he couldn't get fucked if he drew tits on his back and laid face-down in a men's prison. Fantastic. At least you have Palmolive and Gunker to keep you company.