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#210849 - 12/31/06 08:26 AM christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
jamesn Offline
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#210850 - 12/31/06 08:27 AM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
jamesn Offline
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there are so many things wrong with how that place is decorated i'd consider joining a homosexual lifestyle if that's how a straight man is supposed to live.
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#210851 - 12/31/06 08:38 AM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
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If measured by interior design I would have to be the most hetero man on earth. I couldn't give a flying fuck what it looks like.

Bottom Line:
Pure function.


That place is in "Home Beautiful's 10 Best" when compared with with the Fatman.

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#210852 - 12/31/06 09:20 AM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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If measured by interior design I would have to be the most hetero man on earth. I couldn't give a flying fuck what it looks like.

Bottom Line:
Pure function.


That place is in "Home Beautiful's 10 Best" when compared with with the Fatman.




TRANSLATION: I live with my mom and it's time for her sponge bath.
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#210853 - 12/31/06 10:34 AM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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If measured by interior design I would have to be the most hetero man on earth. I couldn't give a flying fuck what it looks like.

Bottom Line:
Pure function.


That place is in "Home Beautiful's 10 Best" when compared with with the Fatman.




TRANSLATION: I live with my mom and it's time for her sponge bath.




Nope.

When she isn't on a cruise ship, Mom lives in spotless luxury in "New Israel" [SE FL].

And, what you describe would be the definition of "gay" and the topic was "hetero".



BUT My "life" though is no less pathetic ..

I live in filth surrounded by 350k+ baseball cards, ~$7,500 in "wheat pennies", 8 overflowing bookcases of non-fiction and an endless supply of teen porn all enhanced by the wafting scent of cat pee.
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#210854 - 12/31/06 10:46 AM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
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Registered: 09/20/05
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there are so many things wrong with how that place is decorated i'd consider joining a homosexual lifestyle if that's how a straight man is supposed to live.



Where are the pizza boxes? :bananaacecartier:

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#210855 - 12/31/06 11:04 AM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
Conky Offline
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Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I think it's entirely possible to have too much velour in your life.
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#210856 - 12/31/06 11:10 AM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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i don't even know how to describe what's going on with that guy's windows.
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#210857 - 12/31/06 11:20 AM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
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i don't even know how to describe what's going on with that guy's windows.




Got WT girlfriend with bad design sense who decided to play decorator with plans to eventually move in. Let her do what she wanted as long as she took it up the ass. When she tried to put the collar on him, he broke loose, turned back to his old ways and left the windows as they were.
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#210858 - 12/31/06 11:44 AM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
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Man, I've been trying to be polite and bite my tounge here since Christie's a nice gal and fuck, what if some of my fans decorate like that? Is it considered decorating? Here's a visual helping hint: LESS IS MORE. I don't know where to start here. Just burn everything and sit on the floor?
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#210859 - 12/31/06 11:47 AM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
jamesn Offline
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Posts: 6005
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LESS IS MORE. I don't know where to start here. Just burn everything and sit on the floor?




that rhymed.
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#210860 - 12/31/06 11:52 AM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
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LESS IS MORE. I don't know where to start here. Just burn everything and sit on the floor?




that rhymed.




Never been a fan of the ABCA rhyme scheme, though.
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#210861 - 12/31/06 11:59 AM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
wait, are you still awake? if so, can i have your brain-chemistry, it sounds fun.
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#210862 - 12/31/06 12:03 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
Valances.
Velour.
The horror.
The horror....

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#210863 - 12/31/06 12:11 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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wait, are you still awake? if so, can i have your brain-chemistry, it sounds fun.




I think I was up for like 42 or so hours and have slept about 5 hours a day since and I'm doing quite well.

If you look at the length of some of my recent posts you'll see I've been using the board as an outlet of my energy/angst much in the same way WindSock uses it to troll for man-sex.

Jets up 13-3 and driving ....
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#210864 - 12/31/06 12:12 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
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That whole house screams born-again Christian. That's exactly how they pimp their cribs.
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#210865 - 12/31/06 12:13 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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20 - 3!!!
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#210866 - 12/31/06 12:17 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
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Valances.
Velour.
The horror.
The horror....




Rhyming overrated.

Alliteration underated!!

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#210867 - 12/31/06 12:59 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
yes! do you remember when he thought he was in porn and used the name "ace cartier"? anyone but willie, he clearly remembers.

also, if someone could find the "HELP! tera patrick lost her dog" thing that i replied to in an awesome fashion on adt, i'd be grateful.



Where are the pizza boxes? :bananaacecartier:


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#210868 - 12/31/06 01:28 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
Conky Offline
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The pink woodwork and pink wall sockets are true highlights of interior design. What I find confusing is that this is obviously a dwelling attached firmly to the ground.

I see no evidence of wheel arches in the corners of the room, yet the decor seems to demand them.
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#210869 - 12/31/06 01:33 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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The pink woodwork and pink wall sockets are true highlights of interior design. What I find confusing is that this is obviously a dwelling attached firmly to the ground.

I see no evidence of wheel arches in the corners of the room, yet the decor seems to demand them.




That was my thought, too. I was looking for the bump-out window or sloped ceiling.

I like how the carpet matches the drapes and the trim matches the chair... Sort of...

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#210870 - 12/31/06 01:54 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Registered: 01/10/06
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Loc: NYC
I assumed it was a pre-fab.

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#210871 - 12/31/06 01:56 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

I assumed it was a pre-fab.




I assume that when you say pre-fab, you mean "originated before the word 'fab' was used in the 60s", right?
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#210872 - 12/31/06 02:01 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
Ha!
This structure also looks like something one might have bunked in while working the seasonal fishing boats.

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#210873 - 12/31/06 02:03 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Where did they get all those Marie Osmond dolls? I though you couldn't get QVC in Canada.

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#210874 - 12/31/06 02:25 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Wait...Who's house/asylum is this exactly? Is this in Canada? Please tell me this is in Canada ... :bananawhatthefuck:

Sorry, Christie always treated me well, but I have to echo Gia's sentiment, Less is more, and while I fundamentally am not a style-savant and usually pay people to design/furnish my abodes, compared to whoever decked out this room I am Ethan Allen's prodigal son returned from rehab...
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#210875 - 01/01/07 06:29 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
christie lee Offline
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Registered: 05/20/05
Posts: 144
hahahaha....that is not his place, he lives with his parents because he is a full time university student..

xo christie lee
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#210876 - 01/01/07 06:43 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
bullshit, you flushed a fetus down a toilet there. buck up, slut
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#210877 - 01/01/07 07:06 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
christianxxx Offline
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
damn christie, back in canada and already sporting the canadian hockey jersey! can i send you a lakers jersey? hope you are well.
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#210878 - 01/01/07 08:04 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
I'm now thinking you are AC Cream. Fatman? It's all too telling, in the eyes.

Quote:

I think I was up for like 42 or so hours and have slept about 5 hours a day since and I'm doing quite well.




Good point, they spend most of their money on the collection plate for false promises & feeding Somalian children.

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That whole house screams born-again Christian. That's exactly how they pimp their cribs.




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#210879 - 01/01/07 09:52 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
jack schitt stop top posting right now, tonight, or embrace the reality that every post you make henceforth will be dismissed out of hand as ignorant spam.

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#210880 - 01/02/07 12:47 AM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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jack schitt stop top posting right now, tonight, or embrace the reality that every post you make henceforth will be dismissed out of hand as ignorant spam.




I'm glad you stepped up and said something. You're a veteran of this place and I didn't want to feel like I was stepping on some of the elders toes. Shithead is a fucktard.

Christie, I'd still lick your toes.
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#210881 - 01/02/07 12:56 AM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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I'm glad you stepped up and said something. You're a veteran of this place and I didn't want to feel like I was stepping on some of the elders toes.






You've been registered for 2 years, and he's only got 2 months on you.

Step up, bro'! Grow a pair!
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#210882 - 01/02/07 02:11 AM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
ac cream was just an idiot, this guy posts a lot but it doesn't seem like we're getting an idiot.
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#210883 - 01/02/07 07:14 AM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I have a hard time reading top-posted replies. It's a pet peeve of mine, and apparently the folks at wiki too. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top-posting

So I went a little Bobby Knight over it.

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#210884 - 01/02/07 10:52 AM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
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You've been registered for 2 years, and he's only got 2 months on you.

Step up, bro'! Grow a pair!




He's a veteran of these boards, not just here.

How about growing a pair on your chin and STFU?
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#210885 - 01/02/07 12:18 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
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Quote:



You've been registered for 2 years, and he's only got 2 months on you.

Step up, bro'! Grow a pair!




He's a veteran of these boards, not just here.

How about growing a pair on your chin and STFU?




I know the man's a veteran, I believe he is aware of my respect.

My point was that YOU are a veteran and have almost as much time here as he does. Thus, why did YOU need to defer to someone with all but the same XPT seniority.

My point was also that seniority isn't required to make productive suggestions.

If you PM me I can recommend a few helpful reading comprehension tools. What's your reading level? 8th grade?

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#210886 - 01/02/07 12:20 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Its not over til the fatman posts.

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#210887 - 01/02/07 12:27 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Better to be a fucktard than your own dear mum's personal strap-on cock socket, Biff.

BTW, it's Schitt, get it right asshat.

Quote:

Shithead is a fucktard.




Top-posting is a bad fucking habit of mine. Apologies if it offends, but you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Thanks Jamesn for the vote of confidence towards my idiocy.
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#210888 - 01/02/07 06:28 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

Better to be a fucktard than your own dear mum's personal strap-on cock socket, Biff.

BTW, it's Schitt, get it right asshat.

Quote:

Shithead is a fucktard.




Top-posting is a bad fucking habit of mine. Apologies if it offends, but you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Thanks Jamesn for the vote of confidence towards my idiocy.


Top-post/Power-bottom Jack-schitt, I don't care where in the cirle of life you get bent over by some drugged out hobo, but you are seriously wearing out the little wheel on my mouse. Scrolling past your bullshit is tiring.
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#210889 - 01/02/07 06:50 PM Re: christie lee and her 'man's" layzboy weigh 220
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Oh well, go to sleep.

I'm not much of a conformist, so I'll be damned if I do something just because it pleases you.

I can only assume that your posting above was "power bottom"? What the difference is, I really don't know or give a fat fuck, but it's easier for me to read responses from newest to old, and that's the way I've always done it. End result, one way or another you're still going to have to scroll by it, so fucking deal with it.

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...but you are seriously wearing out the little wheel on my mouse. Scrolling past your bullshit is tiring.


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