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The one without the broken nose is Randy Couture former UFC Heavyweight and Light Heavyweight Champion.
If I were a guy and my last name was Couture, I'd be so flamingly gay.
Seriously. I'm sure Randy Couture is a great guy. Really, I know nothing about him and I'm proud to know nothing about UFC and MMA. You won't catch me in the front row of some cage fight in Vegas going,"YEAH, YEAH KILL HIM! BLOOD, BLOOD, GET HIM, YEAH!" because I just don't give a fuck nor want to pretend like I do. I find bjj interesting and I respect the caliber of skill it entails. Hell, I wouldn't mind taking lessons to build my agility and I'm sure they're all wonderful guys, but I'd rather be shopping.
No need here to front like I'm just one of the guys. Or one of the guys with tribal tats and thick silver jewelry.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K