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#210645 - 12/30/06 04:52 PM
i don't know if i could perform an abortion
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Porn Jesus
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i throw out all my wire coathangers.
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#210646 - 12/30/06 05:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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My closet is wood hangers only. All facing the same way.
I believe we've discussed this before.
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#210647 - 12/30/06 05:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I'll just have Alyssa West pick up my dry cleaning so she can use the wire hangers for her next accident john spawn.
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#210648 - 12/30/06 07:03 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/28/06
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I save them all and use them for old T-shirts. Plus, you never know when you need to roast a marshmellow over the open fire, weld something, or abort an unborn fetus(note: rusty old steak knife will work for this as well)
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#210649 - 12/30/06 07:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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first of all, n-word's a great poster. second, how fucking funny is it that there's a guy named "N-word" posting here. anti-adt.
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#210650 - 12/30/06 07:07 PM
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Jamesn - Time Traveller
Mission - Save Earth
Date - 2 months after Mike Ramone's conception
Tools - Have to use you hands
DO YOU ACCEPT!!
[We can send you back for Sexycity later....]
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#210651 - 12/30/06 08:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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You have to know where and how to hit a chick in the abdominal area kinda like that dude from Kill Bill with his 5 step death blow, 'cept you only wanna kill the fetus. Wax on.....Wax off...
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#210653 - 12/30/06 08:42 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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You have to know where and how to hit a chick in the abdominal area kinda like that dude from Kill Bill with his 5 step death blow, 'cept you only wanna kill the fetus. Wax on.....Wax off...
that would be pei mei's "five finger exploding heart technique". love that movie :umabanana:
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#210658 - 12/31/06 10:28 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
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Why wait 'til she's pregnant?!?
Do it anyway ...
If there's no demon spawn to terminate, I'd rather cram her vagina full of C4. Good luck trying to find some and a reliable blasting cap.
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#210660 - 12/31/06 12:05 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Plus, you never know when you need to roast a marshmellow over the open fire
This is actually why I still have a few wire hangers, uh, hangin' around. 
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#210662 - 12/31/06 02:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Thanks to this thread for me having a nightmare lastnight involving Faye Dunaway in a "Mommie Dearest" moment...
"NOOOOOO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!"
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#210663 - 12/31/06 02:26 PM
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#210664 - 12/31/06 02:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Thanks to this thread for me having a nightmare lastnight involving Faye Dunaway in a "Mommie Dearest" moment...
"NOOOOOO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!"
This is the final step in outting myself as a moaning, cocksucking faggot, but the line, Burglar, is actually "NO...WIRE...HANGERS...EVER!!!!!!"   
Happy New Year's Eve, sir. I wish you lots of beer sales and troubled young women riding your chair in 2007.  
Yeah, I knew I had the line wrong, but close enough... faggot you may very well be, but I thank you for the well wishes. Beer sales are picking up as they always do this time of year, and you can count on the troubled young women , I really dont date/pay/attract anything else but...I'll try and capture a few Hallmark moments for you to :bananacryandlaughatthesametime:
A toast to windsock, a hopeless pervert with an honest, open heart.
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#210665 - 12/31/06 03:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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#210666 - 01/01/07 02:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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How many wire hangers would it take to do the job in this case study? "Nurse, My Harpoon." 
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#210667 - 01/01/07 07:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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No one's mentioned using a shop-vac. Less mess. Even the smaller models should hold a half dozen fetuses.
[image]http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:FUdXK9qG8wlo4M:http://www.abcvacuumwarehouse.com/images/thumbnails/small_shopvac9255010.jpg[/image]
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